Hi. I Wrote Duhaime Puppy Play Fic. Since He’s Barking In Public And Getting Called Doggy.

normal hockey tournament equipment… they really went fivehole

Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.

I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week

on a scale of 1 – sway how loved is your goalie? THE BEARS SURVIVE ROUND 1

Nuzzling my face between their legs curiously and burying my face in their crotch while my tail wags

Via ellie's ig | 29.5.2024

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

marat's hair simply unlocking everyone's aspirations of being a romance novel heroine

fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

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I'm not done being annoying yet. Bon Appétit!