Letmebeawhalefall - Asleep In The Deep Blue Sea

Rebel Wilson steals the show with HILARIOUS unexpected BAFTA 2020 speech

The poses were so perfect for them, I couldn’t pass this up ☺️

Gee, I thought these people were the ones who were like “If you don’t like it, you can just move to a blue state.”

And now they’re mad the guy is doing just that?

You can’t oppress and discriminate against someone then be mad when they take their highly useful skill elsewhere.

Planning on replacing my need for human affection with a really big sword

everything, everywhere, all at once

everyone fucking hates capitalism, and it pisses them off, but they dont know they hate capitalism, so they just complain about every issue individually as if its some series of unconnected phenomena with no root cause

It’s a good time to bring this back

Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?

You want to know why Inigo Montoya remains such an iconic and beloved character even 35 years after the Princess Bride came out?

It's because he's one of the few characters in fiction who has a story where he has dedicated his life to revenge, his whole motivation is about getting revenge....and he gets it! and then he isn't empty or despairing! he doesn't regret it! he's totally satisfied!

because so many stories about revenge or rage are about characters "seeing the futility of their actions" or learning "their desire for revenge has only made them the monsters they hated" FUCK THAT.

Inigo Montoya kills the man who kills his father, is allowed to live in the narrative after and be happy about it and it is so satisfying. it's fantastic. it's iconic.

let more characters rage against the world, bring it down with bloodied hands, and let them be FUCKING RIGHT about it. Let them celebrate their success with sharp grins, and let them live happy, full lives where they always remain proud/fulfilled for what they've done

Someday I will own an empty plot of land, and I will make it my life’s duty to fill that empty land with trees and native wildflowers and berry bushes. The birds can make their homes, the deer can feel safe and covered, the foxes and skunks and rabbits and squirrels will have resources to build their homes. Bees and butterflies will have all they need. I want nature to know it’s welcome to be here