Kit, Driving With Jem: You’re Gonna Yeet Off The Next Exit

Kit, driving with Jem: You’re gonna yeet off the next exit

Jem: I’m going to what

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Matthew: So, I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes and thought “Wow, animals are easily entertained.”

Matthew: But then I realized I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes.

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3 years ago

Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like

Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*

Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.

Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-

Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

magnus, to alec: you’re a psychopath that eats cereal dry

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthias:

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Julian: It's really cold outside.

Kit: Just like my heart.

Julian: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cecily: *loses Gabriel in a crowd*

Cecily: This calls for drastic-

Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP and keep walking

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.

*Emma walks in*

Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Gabriel: I’m not going to fight with you!

Cecily: Why, because I’m a WOMAN?

Gabriel: No, because you’re scary

Cecily: Oh, alright

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

When Jace said “I don’t want to be an adult, I want to be an angsty teenager” I fucking felt that.

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so relatable um yes kinda true *sigh* I love Jace so much

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