MC: Wow, I’m such a piece of trash, I mean I wouldn’t even date myse-
Michael: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am deeply obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
MC: I swear to god, if you get any smoother, I’m gonna slip and fall on my ass.
Michael: Then I wish I was the floor.
Caleb: Damnn son!
Meet Wolfgang. Amadeus' wolf guardian.
IM LAUGHING AGHHSSJGSHSGS
Atlas: I am having… this is crazy, but I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. You remember feelings, right?
MC: Yeah…. I have feelings every single day of my life
Atlas: Do you?
MC: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?
AFGASFSYDFYD
MC: I can hold the whole world in my hands.
Michael: That’s impos-
MC: *cups Michael’s face*
Michael: *blushing* I have a reputation to maintain.
A MOOD
again,,, live for michael harrison
PB Writer: Sir, we need to write an arc that shows the bad-boy-but-not-really-boy is learning to open himself to new friendships and possibilities!
PB Big ManTM: *takes a long drag from cigarette*
PB Writer:
PB Big ManTM:
PB Writer: Sir, how do we pro-
PB Big ManTM: Put him on the football team.
[AI Hop has no intention of battling!]
. . .
[AI Hop has initiated a battle!]
Everyone is drawing Link since that new trailer came out yesterday but my weirdass mind will only draw Revali !
HA
Dedicated to @choicesyouplayandmore
MC, on most books : You may be asking, “MC, how did you do this to yourself?”
MC, slightly baffled and frustrated : Well, guys, MC doesn’t fucking know either.