The Wranglers Make Boone Wear One Of These In Public So They Don’t Lose Him

Not enough people are talking about Twisters team of queer hillbilly tornado wranglers. That’s a full fruit bowl, including Tyler’s disaster bi cowboy-scientist ass. They’re the rainbow flag of storm chasers, the Young Avengers of meteorology.

What is their story? How did they meet? Did Tyler put an advert out for his crew like ‘must be hot, hets need not apply’?

Need a movie solely focused on their adventures being gay and chasing tornadoes. They were the story.

*Honorary members Ben and Kate pictured

Obey me characters google searches. Some have multiple because they're dumb

Uh..potty language and NSFW themes bc Asmodeus is a whore

Lucifer: Why is my human...trying to escape?

Lucifer: How to...convince a human to be normal?

Mammon: What does it mean if my human...Sleeps next to me?

Mammon: How to...sell a human?

Leviathan: Is my human...allowed to watch anime?

Leviathan: How to make friends

Leviathan: Can humans swim?

Satan: What if my human...Explodes?

Satan again: Humans exploding

Satan a third time: Humans exploding and surviving.

Satan a fourth time: How to prevent your human from exploding

Asmodeus: will 2 humans get along?

Asmodeus: How to get 2 humans to fuck

Beelzebub: human

Beelzebub: human diet

Beelzebub: human cheeseburger

Beelzebub: cheeseburgers not made out of humans

Beelzebub: do humans eat each other?

Beelzebub: Cheeseburgers near me

Belphegor: what the fuck is a human

Belphegor, again: why do humans bleed so much?

Belphegor, two minutes later: How to delete my search history

Diavolo: Is chocolate safe for humans?

Diavolo: Do humans fight

Diavolo: does my human like me

Diavolo: do humans like pickles

Diavolo: why do humans like pickles

Diavolo: how to convince humans not to eat pickles

Diavolo: why did I get a human

Barbatos: Why do I get out of bed in the morning?

Barbatos: Hangover cures

Barbatos: How to get a human to leave you alone

Barbatos: how to get a human to come back

(Barbatos only liked MC because he liked watching them, now he loves them.)

Solomon: How did they forget I am human

Luke: Do humans like candy?

Simeon: Google

Simeon, already on Google: Google

Simeon: auagiwjqgauabdj

Luke, typing for Simeon: do humans like being hugged

Thirteen: Fastest way to kill a human (but relax it's for a school project)

Thirteen: How to kill Solomon

Thirteen: How to torture a human

Mephistopeles: Quickest way to get a human to stop existing?

Mephistopeles: Quickest way to get a fallen angel to stop existing

Mephistopeles: Cute babies sleeping

Raphael: Why is the human human?

Michael: Why do people like humans?

Luke, again: is it okay to see a human as family?

Hello I am back on my "Rise of the Pink Ladies was an actually incredible show and didn't deserve to be cancelled much less PULLED from the STREAMING SERVICE within a MONTH of its finale airing!" bullshit

Tommy, Owen, and Grace: *spinning calmly in the teacups*

Judd, Carlos, Paul, and Nancy: *spinning a bit faster and arguing about what show is better*

Mateo, TK, Marjan, and Wyatt: *spinning at the speed of sound and screaming*

I finally found it!!!!

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

GENUINE QUESTION DID THE FANDOM MAKE SCOTTS' LAST NAME MILLER BECAUSE OF JONAS MILLER?????

I'm watching the original Twister, and I just noticed that a lot of the fandom, when tagging 'Scott X reader,' will also tag 'Scott Miller x reader' If so, that's cool!

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

“autistic autistic autistic” i chant into the mirror. suddenly she appears behind me. ride the cyclone’s jane doe.

ALSO the fact that tim drake canonically watches bruce get stabbed, spies on the titans tower, knows all of the titans schedules, spies on dick’s apartment with kori, breaks into dick’s old apartment, follows him to the circus, has kept newspaper clippings of batman and robin since he was able to read, knows what art bruce wayne collects, had dreams about being saved by batman and robin and y’all REDUCE his stalker tendencies to just he followed them and took pictures….. no. no, we need him crazier.