Ideal Gravity Falls Reboot For Me Would Be If They Just Released A Movie, Takes Place Ten+ Years In The

Ideal Gravity Falls reboot for me would be if they just released a movie, takes place ten+ years in the future, Dipper and Mabel are adults now going back to gf for the summer and you know there’s a lot of like serious tonal shifts from the original work in that it actually plays a bit more in the horror and drama space that Disney might not have let it originally and one of those dramatic notes could be that when they get to the shack the grunkles aren’t there to greet them and no one really mentions it but they’re talking about stan in the past tense and maybe Dipper gets really defensive every time he’s brought up and this goes on for two hours and we’ve reached the climax and at the last moment it’s revealed that stan and ford aren’t dead or anything they just got pulled over for speeding and Stan got arrested for punching a cop

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I NEED someone to make an one shot on ao3 about toddblack to the sing hostage by Billie Eilish it's set before black realizes he dirty and as the song goes on it reveals the truth about todd and the lyric

'Gold chain beneath your shirt, the shirt that you let me wear home'

Is black analyzing him when he has the gun pointed at Todd as he's about to shoot him

Then after since Todd doesn't get put in a coma when ROL has taken down black and Todd meets up or something (not following canon on this one)

'And let me crawl inside your veins. I'll build a wall, give you a ball and chain. It's not like me to be so mean. You're all I wanted. Just let me hold you'

And those lyrics are just Todd thoughts before the fix end happy ending or angst doesn't matter I just need this to written.


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this was in response to a now deleted tweet by an adult about disney channel “falling off” and I think about it all the time when people my age complain about teen media

Information about my flapping wings AU

All of the tamers are 22 when the E5 hit and 23 when they discover Tyler's channel

Tyler is 26 and Boone is 24 when they are introduced

Lily has her own YouTube channel that posts videos of her drone Cairo which takes pictures of tornadoes and flies above them

Dani and dexter both approached Tyler at a bar and just asked to storm chase with him as they were hurricane storm chasers

Kate is bisexual and Jeb is pansexual but both are Polyamorous

Praveen has a long-term girlfriend named Arabella (she has not been mentioned yet in the story as of chapter 6 as she has lived in Russia for the last 2 years)

Jeb still takes his anxiety medication and has cheap sessions 3 times a month

Javi had Addy cut his hair after a chase because it was to tough to handle with the heat.

Praveen is the 2nd most popular on the channel and most people find his jokes funny

Addy hates sleeping in the van so she forces them to get cheap motels if they can

They have 560k followers and they donate 5% of what they make to charity to help people who lose their house to tornados and hurricanes

Javi is better at hurricane chasing then tornado while Kate is the opposite

Kate and Jeb got engaged 9 months after the E5

Boone has a Celebrity crush on Javi and followed him way before Javi followed him


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Are you talking about Javi???

No, I'm not they'll put Javi in one and have Gabi be there also so it not him I think it's Dani that they are messing up with that name


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Also for people who think that Disney didn't make a good princess film with a good female role! I'm going to add a movie from 2015 which is pretty recent and did an amazing job at what they wanted to do with Snow white... Strange magic!!

Marianne had her heart broken by a man who she thought she could love but betrayed her and took her naivety and she rightfully became angry about it when people (her dad,sister, other fairies. Etc.) Tried to forcer her to take him back she stood up in what she believed it

When Dawn was kidnapped she went after her and tried to save her from the bog king and discovered that hey maybe not all people will hurt me if I let them in and they fell in love and the bog king knew she loved him when she didn't fall under the effects of the love potion!

Also, Dawn who loves to easily discovers that who she is looking for is right in front of her (Sunny her best friend) despite him being an elf and her a fairy they love each other.

And at the end, the cheater gets what he deserves

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I feel like the problem with a lot of Disney's live action remakes (and arguably Wish) is they're trying to appeal to a crowd that no longer exists, namely the people who used to claim that the Disney Princesses were sexist.

All the interviews tend to include, "Well she's not chasing a MAN anymore" which...almost no one sees the princesses like that, anymore. Virtually NO ONE still believes the princesses are man-chasing sexist caricatures of women.

Cinderella is now hailed as an abuse victim who stayed strong long enough to get help to get out of her situation. Anyone who says she should have saved herself is basically regarded as a victim blamer. And it's very clear in the film she wasn't looking to marry the prince, she just wanted a night off. She was the only one who wasn't in line to meet him. She didn't find out she met the prince until he went looking for her!

Snow White is now hailed for her negotiation skills, ability to calm down after extreme stress (she had a moment of panic and had to cry for a bit, but who wouldn't after finding out The Queen hired someone to kill you?), and ability to take charge of a house of adult men. And again, she was an abuse victim, this time trying to escape ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS. While she dreamed of her prince, it was secondary to her main goal of SURVIVAL. There are also entire video essays about how Snow White gave hope to people during The Great Depression.

Everyone acknowledges that Ariel wanted to be human BEFORE meeting Eric. We all know she was a nerd hyperfixating on humans, and also standing up to her prejudiced father.

We understand Sleeping Beauty wasn't the main character, the Three Good Fairies were, AND PHILLIP WOULD NEVER HAVE BEATEN MALEFICENT WITHOUT THEM! He literally depended on them! WOMEN SAVED THE DAY! But even then, is it really such a sin for a girl to fantasize about romance and fall for someone with corny pickup lines?

We all understand Jasmine just wanted someone to treat her LIKE A PERSON. She rejected every Prince before Aladdin because they treated her like a prize. So why did they need her to want to be Sultan? How did that make her more feminist when she already wanted to be treated like an equal and have a say in her future? Is it only empowering if you want a career in politics?

We admire that Belle, despite living in a judgemental village, was kind to everyone (even though she found the village life dull), and her story teaches girls that the guy everyone else loves isn't always a good guy. What's sexist about teaching girls about red flags? And she didn't start being nice to The Beast until he started treating her with respect and kindness.

Do I really NEED to defend Mulan or Tiana? I think they speak for themselves.

Rapunzel was yet another abuse victim who just needed a little help to get out of her bad situation. In this case, she also needed to learn that she was an abuse victim, and that what Mother Gothel did WASN'T normal, much like many victims of gaslighting.

And don't get me started on the non-princess animals.

Perdita had a healthy relationship with Pongo to the point she was open to express her pregnancy fears to him, and was ready to TEAR APART Cruella's goons for daring to touch her puppies as well as adopting the other puppies. Like, she was so ferocious the goons mistook her for a hyena! She's basically that "I AM THAT GIRL'S MOTHER!" scene from SpyXFamily if Yor were a dog. She and her husband were a TEAM.....but they made a Cruella live action to turn her into a girlboss?! The literal animal abuser!? THAT'S the woman you wanted to put on a pedestal when Perdita was RIGHT THERE!?

Duchess kept her kittens calm after they had been catnapped and was classy as heck. Nice to everyone regardless of social class during a time period where that was uncommon.

Lady stood up to Tramp when she believed he had abandoned her and didn't really care about her. She found out he was a heartbreaker and was like, "Nuh uh. No. You are not doing that to me! You put me through enough."

Miss Bianca from The Rescuers was IN CHARGE the whole movie, and was willing to risk life and limb to save an innocent child. THAT TINY MOUSE TOOK ON ALLIGATORS! And she picked Bernard to accompany her because he was the only one who wasn't ogling her. And then in the sequel SHE DID IT ALL AGAIN! I wish I were as brave as her.

Like, the public haven't accused these ladies of being sexist caricatures since 2014 (Actresses and actors don't count, they're out of touch like the rest of Hollywood) yet Disney is operating under the assumption that the public still thinks that way, hence all the "sHe'S nOt AfTeR a MaN iN ThIs VeRsIOn" talk.

The live action remakes are trying to attract an audience that doesn't really exist much, anymore, and back when it did exist, was comprised mainly of people who didn't actually watch the films. The Disney princesses are no longer seen as sexist, and feminine qualities are no longer seen as weak or undesirable.


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People can shit on Alicent's actions all they want, as far as I'm concerned she was a fucking angel after what she'd spent years enduring.

Crowning Aegon and starting a war? That was very civil compared to what I'd have done. If I were her I'd be plotting my abusive husbands death long before he had time to decay on his own.

This is the husband who maritally rapes her and makes her have four children, all of which he completely neglects.

The husband who gaslights her about his older daughter's actions left right and centre, making her out to be the unreasonable one.

The husband who laughs with his younger brother at her expense.

The husband who calls her by his dead wife's name.

The husband who didn't care their son had lost an eye and was more concerned about a word. Who threatened to have her and children's tongues removed for speaking the truth.

If I were Alicent, Viserys would have had a tragic accident on the way back to Kings Landing. Similar to the tragic accident Rhea Royce had at the hands of Daemon.

I'd have arrived back at the Red Keep with tears of happiness grief in my eyes as my three children fly above on dragon back, prepared to plan a funeral and look beautiful in black.

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