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Surprise adoptions

Every day I drink water, consume salt, eat food, and everyday I still sleep 10 hours and still am tired.

I got 2 rn :3

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Boop

Bro NO 😭

Hi my name is Mairon Lord of Dark’ness Annatar Gorthaur Evil-Way and I have long fair hair (because my form is fair) and fiery eyes shining like silmarils. I am related to Aulë but I wish I wasn't because he’s a major fucking boomer. I’m a vampire and a werewolf and a deity. I have pale white skin. I’m also a necromancer, and practice Dark Magyck in a Dark Fortress called Angband in Middle Earth where I’m the Dark Lord's Lieutenant (and Boyfriend). I’m goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I was walking in the mountains outside Angband. It was snowing and raining so I couldn't see Arien's stupid face, which I was very happy about. Maedhros glared at me from Thangorodrim. I put up my middle finger at him

WHAT

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

I literally did not know any of this until like... last week. I've been disabled my whole life.

notes for my impostor syndrome:

• no, it's not painful to walk for abled-bodied people

• no, healthy people don't usually use every chance they get to lean against walls or sit down

• no, ableds don't dream about shower stool

• no, ableds don't celebrate days when they're not in pain. because usually they're not in pain

• no, ableds don't want to stop walking mid-way, lay down on the ground, curl up and cry and whine from pain

• no, ableds aren't exhausted by their own bodies 24/7