I Got 2 Rn :3

I am obsessed with Soren Dragon Prince. You mean to tell me that the comic relief is also one of the most deeply tragic characters in the entire series? Hello?!?

So far, I think we Epic fans have mutually agreed on 3 things:

1) Penelope is taller than Odysseus

2) Polites was holding the infant when he appeared in the Underworld saga

3) Odysseus tucked his hair behind his ear when he sang “Penelope why, you know I’m too shy”

et tu brute?

People not having panic attacks is such a foreign concept to me. Like... you mean to tell me that you can just go into a noisy, crowded store and just be fine? You can engage in a conversation with multiple people without snapping at them? Weird

When someone says they like Batman and you have to slowly find out if it’s “Batman is super cool and I like the few movies I saw” like or “here are all the robins and my top 16 or smth of all the kids” like

I'm not gonna stop clowning on DC until they stop clowning on us

Anybody else with ehlers danlos syndrome have sway back?

Idk how to fix it, but I was wondering if anyone else does this

Dumbasses? Idk

Use your own judgement on the line between a nickname and a cutesy version of their name

My dad said the most philosophical thing last night:

"No matter how hard things get, just remember that somewhere out there, in the middle of the Columbian jungle, there is a sloth that wants nothing more than for you to pet it."

And that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

Reblog if you can hear this image I'm trying to see something