Et Tu Brute?

Odysseus and Telemachus: a summary

help this frame is killing me awubfawu

I love when ACAB gets brought up in batfam fics and people dog on nightwing like this dumbass hasn’t been using the same technique since the 80s.

-the mob is bad… I’ll join them and ruin it inside out

-the cops are bad… I’ll join them and ruin the corrupt system

-spyral is bad …. I’ll join them and ruin it inside out

-the court of the owls is bad… I’ll join them and ruin it from the inside out

-deathstroke is bad …. I’ll raise his kids and ruin their relationship with him from the inside out.

-Aliens want to take over planet… this is bad… I’ll send someone to join them and ruin it from the inside out

Dick saw the BDP and went … yep the same routine I use for terrorists, spies, aliens and mobsters work.

AND YALL THINK DICK LIKES THE COPS?

Bro is just a professional cuckoo let him liveeeee

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I wish everyone was like a barbie or ken doll. Like, what's in your pants? Nothing.

Random agere tip #2: if you are planning to regress, pretend to be your own mom! Run a bath, heat up your milk and do whatever else you need beforehand so that everything you need will be ready when you are :3

*pic is not mine*

Being a jacked cripple is so funny. Yes I've been doing lots of pushups and can lift up a heavy box if you need with my cool strong body. No, I can not run for more than 100 metres without nearly having an arrythmia because my blood vessels are stupid. Teehee smiles, giggles etc.

- Sonny

But it was nummy :(

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

eatid a lemons

A low quality drawing of toralei I made. Honestly not mad abt it.

You have to marry the last fictional character in your camera roll: how screwed are you?

Thank you lovely @myfavouritelunatic for the tag! ❤️😘

Here we go...

Yes he was and yes I would 🥰

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