Me: *randomly Starts Singing At Like 2 Am*

Can we all just end the "What’s Yamato’s gender/pronouns in One Piece?" debate already?

Yes, Yamato is afab, but he still considers himself a man. I don’t care what the vivre card says, Yamato canonically uses masc pronouns in both the manga and the anime. Kaido calls him his son. Hell, Yamato even went to the MEN’s bathroom!

So please let’s just end it there. In canon, Yamato used masc pronouns and considers himself a male, so let’s just do that. It’s not that hard. I never understood why this debate was even a thing to begin with tbh

Mom: You’re always on your phone!

Me: I’m telling you I’m reading!

Mom: Well why can’t you read a book?

Me: Because what I want to read is not a published story! I can only find it on the internet

Mom: Okay then what is it?

Me: *wondering how I’m supposed to explain fanfictions* Hum- You wouldn’t understand-

Mom: What do you mean??

Me: It’s- Er- It’s like stories??? About… other stories?????

Mom: *confusion*

Y’all know those fics where nightwing joins the justice league without anyone knowing about his connection to batman and stuff?

Well I need one where he joins the league and him and batman are able to act professional enough that no one even consider them knowing each other more than just as colleagues. They don’t seem particularly close, they work well together, which is to be expected considering how similar they are.

Literally everything is fine, no one has any doubts, it doesn’t cross anyone’s mind.

Then they walk in on them arguing.

At first it sounds like a classic argument that always happens when working on a team with someone. You’re bound to disagree on something at some point.

But then it starts to sound like the kind of argument that’s clearly a repeated thing. Whatever nightwing and batman are fighting about, they’ve faught about it before.

It starts sounding weirdly personnal. Too personnal for two coworkers who just started working together maybe a few months before.

It’s enough for the other members to start wondering if maybe the two might have known each other for longer than expected and have simply never mentionned it.

Then they hear it.

"Stop acting like you’re my father. I stopped being your responsibility a long time ago"

About 9-1-1 season 8 episode 15…

Not sure about you guys but personally, I think it’s kind of weird of them to make an april fools episode so late into the month.

Because it is a joke, right? Like, say sike rn, I’m not playing

!!!SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS!!!

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May: But with great powers, there must also come great responsibilities

Me: Hoe don’t do it

May: *Dies like 2 minutes after saying that*

Me: Oh my god

I’m not the first one to say this but I’ll say it anyway. I don’t want eddie to realize he’s gay. I want him to ACCEPT that he is.

Because while buck did need to have that realisation about himself, because he’s too oblivious about his own feelings to have realized it sooner, I believe eddie should already know this about his sexuality. He just refused to accept it and has been repressing that shit for years.

I want to see eddie finally accept that he’s allowed to be himself and accept his homosexuality. I want him to finally embrace it.

I don’t need another arc of "Oh! I might not be as straight as I thought I was! How nice! This actually explains so much"

I need a "I finally understand I’m allowed to be happy with just being myself and I’m going embrace that part of me instead of forcing myself in a role that doesn’t work for me" moment for him. Because I geniuenly believe it’d work much better with his character.

It would also show a different kind of experience when coming to terms with one’s sexuality, especially for a character in their 30s. Which is nice.

Could also end up with a nice moment between eddie and chris. About how it’s important to live true to yourself, now matter what others think. I feel like it’s the type of things they would talk about, especially after everything that happened with eddie’s parents.

Point is, let eddie already be aware of his homosexuality and let his self discovery journey be about accepting that part of himself after repressing it for so long instead of another realisation about its existence.

Holy fucking shit. I was rewatching 9-1-1 season 6 episode 11, when Buck is in his coma dream after he was hit by lightning, and I got to the part where Buck talks to the Chim and Hen from his coma dream. When he finds out what’s different, and like…

Bobby dying? Eddie’s parents took Chris to Texas? What in the weird ass forshadowing am I watching rn wtf

If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.

If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.

Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.

Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket

Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer

Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help

Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.

Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.

Batman’s secret identity gets revealed to the public and now when asked about it bruce fully plays into it in a way that makes it sound like an obvious joke.

"oh yes of course i’m the batman, i keep all of my secret bat-gadgets in a secret cave under wayne manor and i definitly love dressing up as a bat during my free time, it’s very freeing haha"

Then batman starts publically beefing with bruce wayne for impersonating him.

"bruce wayne is an idiot and has always been. this is why I never go save him when he always gets himself kidnapped like the incompetent bastard he is"

Somehow this strategy succeed in making everyone stop believing batman is bruce wayne. Except now people think they act like salty exes

I have to say, I don’t think I ever came across a fandom that depicts nudity as beautifully and with as much humility as I’ve seen the arcane fandom do it.

And I don’t mean nudity as in nsfw fanarts and other sexualised fanarts like that. I mean nudity as in fanarts of characters being naked in such a natural way. Kinda reminds me of nude statues or a muse or something.

I just think it’s beautiful to see it being depicted that way and not always seeing nudity being sexualised, because nudity doesn’t alway = sex. It’s a nice change of pace tbh