Y’all Know Those Fics Where Nightwing Joins The Justice League Without Anyone Knowing About His Connection

Mom: You’re always on your phone!

Me: I’m telling you I’m reading!

Mom: Well why can’t you read a book?

Me: Because what I want to read is not a published story! I can only find it on the internet

Mom: Okay then what is it?

Me: *wondering how I’m supposed to explain fanfictions* Hum- You wouldn’t understand-

Mom: What do you mean??

Me: It’s- Er- It’s like stories??? About… other stories?????

Mom: *confusion*

To any parents out there who’s dealing with their children coming out, telling everyone in your family about it without asking your kid’s permission first is not acceptable. You can’t just do someone’s coming out for them. And saying "It’s because it’s hard for me, I need to talk to someone" is not a good reason. Try thinking about their feelings. It’s way harder for them than it is for you. Can you imagine how stressful it’s going to be for them to go to family gatherings, knowing that everyone knows and might not be okay with it? No, you can’t. So shut up and be a good parent instead.

one day i’m gonna end up writing a miraculous rewrite because this stupid ass show has way too much potential to let it go to waste more than it already did

Why did Shanks lose his arm when saving Luffy instead of using haki?

Alright, now that's a question I'm sure most One Piece fans are wondering.

Most people seem to assume it's because Oda simply didn't plan for haki at that point in the story, so as the story got longer, it became some kind of unfortunate plot hole. Others might say it was a "bet on the new generation" because of what he said to Whitebeard.

Both are good guesses. But both are WRONG.

Shanks obviously lost his arm on purpose. He clearly purposefully didn't use haki and lost his arm as a conscious choice. But why would he do that, you might ask.

Obviously for the DRAMATICS, duh. The man LOVES to make un entrance. Using haki to assert dominance when visiting Whitebeard on his ship? That magnificent entrance in Marineford? Please the bastard loves his entrances.

What better way to make an entrance to save a kid than to purposefully and dramatically scarify one of your own limbs?? Nothing. AND Luffy is now much more impacted by the moment than he would be if Shanks didn't lose an arm trying to save him.

I'm telling y'all. Shanks is a dramatic king and we don't talk about it enough.

Me (eating alone in a cafe): *open phone to look at myself every five minutes to make sure I’m pretty*

My brain: The fuck are you doing

Me: Well I gotta look pretty

My brain: Why tho? You’re alone and no one’s looking at you

Me: Yeah but what if my soulmate comes in??

My brain: YOU DON’T EVEN BELIEVE IN SOULMATES

Me: Okay- true- but what if a cute person comes in?

My brain:

Me: There you go

My brain: WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN LOOK AT YOU

Me: IDK LET ME DREAM

About 9-1-1 season 8 episode 15…

Not sure about you guys but personally, I think it’s kind of weird of them to make an april fools episode so late into the month.

Because it is a joke, right? Like, say sike rn, I’m not playing

I’m not the first one to say this but I’ll say it anyway. I don’t want eddie to realize he’s gay. I want him to ACCEPT that he is.

Because while buck did need to have that realisation about himself, because he’s too oblivious about his own feelings to have realized it sooner, I believe eddie should already know this about his sexuality. He just refused to accept it and has been repressing that shit for years.

I want to see eddie finally accept that he’s allowed to be himself and accept his homosexuality. I want him to finally embrace it.

I don’t need another arc of "Oh! I might not be as straight as I thought I was! How nice! This actually explains so much"

I need a "I finally understand I’m allowed to be happy with just being myself and I’m going embrace that part of me instead of forcing myself in a role that doesn’t work for me" moment for him. Because I geniuenly believe it’d work much better with his character.

It would also show a different kind of experience when coming to terms with one’s sexuality, especially for a character in their 30s. Which is nice.

Could also end up with a nice moment between eddie and chris. About how it’s important to live true to yourself, now matter what others think. I feel like it’s the type of things they would talk about, especially after everything that happened with eddie’s parents.

Point is, let eddie already be aware of his homosexuality and let his self discovery journey be about accepting that part of himself after repressing it for so long instead of another realisation about its existence.

Batman’s secret identity gets revealed to the public and now when asked about it bruce fully plays into it in a way that makes it sound like an obvious joke.

"oh yes of course i’m the batman, i keep all of my secret bat-gadgets in a secret cave under wayne manor and i definitly love dressing up as a bat during my free time, it’s very freeing haha"

Then batman starts publically beefing with bruce wayne for impersonating him.

"bruce wayne is an idiot and has always been. this is why I never go save him when he always gets himself kidnapped like the incompetent bastard he is"

Somehow this strategy succeed in making everyone stop believing batman is bruce wayne. Except now people think they act like salty exes

Me: *randomly starts singing at like 2 am*

Me (a few hours later): Why the heck am I so fucking tired

Tua s3 spoilers:

If Klaus is immortal, then how did he die in the first apocalypse?