I spent way too long on this, as per usual. Hope it makes y’all laugh. Comments welcome and appreciated. Thank You! :)
Original from Kung Pow Enter the Fist (2002)
Today we took our little brother to the hospital because he suffers from an infection that affects his breathing and causes him pain. I hope that every living conscience will help us save our young son’s life and donate any amount you can.
Unfortunately, there is no treatment in the hospital for my little. Help us before it is too late.
Nintendo of America, idiots: We're going to assign Shiver she/her pronouns so that everyone assumes they're female.
Me, an intellectual: Nonbinary people can use she/her pronouns. Shiver is still nonbinary. Also, canon can fuck off.
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The inexorable march of time drags me forward against my will.
Friend: (Discussing plans) Maybe we could hang at your place?
Me: Yeah, my place works; but I warn you, for IT IS A DUNGEON. Only four may enter at a time, and if you leave the area ALL PROGRESS WILL BE LOST. Additionally, you may enter multiple times for the chance to earn additional loot, BUT ONLY IF YOU SURVIVE.