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Alien planet because why not. Feedback and criticism appreciated. Thank you :)

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Me: So, like, I was feeling nostalgic recently and wanted to play Skylanders, so I emulated it. In the emulator I was able to load any of the skylanders I wanted, which got me thinking. In the canon of the game, the skylanders go in the little figurines that go on the the portal when they're not in the game, so following the logic of the game, would the ones I played as know they weren't on official software? Normally they should be in the figurines when not in the game, but there are no figurines. They're just files that are hardly even a kilobyte. Would they know what they are? If not, would they even know something was wrong? How would they react; knowing that they're either pale imitations of a "real skylander", or that they're so simple that they can be created, copied, and even deleted at will? And where were they when not in the game? Were they just unconscious, or were they aware that they're just files on a computer? What's it like to be nothing but bits on a machine?

My Therapist:

Me: ...Anyways, my Dad started drinking again.

My Therapist: Start with that next time.

Made this to celebrate beating a level of Celeste that I started in fall of 2019. Sad, I know, but it’s finally done :) . Feedback and criticism are appreciated as always. Thank you!

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I spent way too long on this, as per usual. Hope it makes y’all laugh. Comments welcome and appreciated. Thank You! :)

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