Jokerfunnystytem - I Like My Cats

@mysticalfriendlyintrovert

Grian: what?

Taurtis, yelling: you are a fucking asshole what the living fuck did the rabbit do to you!?

Grian:.......

Taurtis: well!?

Grian, speaking softly: but your my Taurtis, you know I dont like you chilling with rabbits

Taurtis: I-I am sorry.... I

Grian, cutting Taurtis off: no you're right...

Taurtis:

Grian, smiling: I should have droped it into lava instead!

Taurtis: Grian!

[Grian, and Taurtis incorrect quotes]

Taurtis, holding a small white bunny with red eyes: you're scary but cute

Taurtis: Grian!

Grian:

Taurtis: can we keep it?

Grian, grabbing the rabbit and holding it up: can I punt it!?

Taurtis: no

Grian: then the answer is no

Taurtis:

Grian, drop kicking the rabbit: well there we go

Taurtis: why?

i love the thought of Grian dropkicking a bunny and getting yelled at for why he did that

Let them!

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More head cannons

• Grian has a feral form that he switches to in order to fight larger mobs

• though Grian naturally turns if Taurtis is in immediate danger and he has to absolutely fight

• taurtis has a damaged paw making it hard for him to walk aka his right leg

• also yes misty Grian can twirl the blaze rods and taurtis will grab one though if this has happened Grian freaks out if he holds on for too long

• Grian also will do this while holding taurtis to form a fiery shield around them

• taurtis will give Grian cuddles, Grian cant say no

Head cannons for blaze Grian and kitty taurtis

• they knew each other since they were little

• taurtis will approach people in cat form and begin to pur

• due to him being declawed Grian will attack if a person holds him for to long

• taurtis will sit in Grians lap, while purring to comfort the blaze

• the both of them cuddle almost all of the time

• if you are hostile or neutral chances are if you are with in ten feet of Taurtis he will attack

•mobs are no exceptions

• taurtis will tend to Grian if he gets hurt

• overall they just mess with each other.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ those are some pretty Pog hcs. I like to imagine that Grian can twirl the Blaze rods and Taurtis uses them as a carnival ride

so much care put into housing this aging spider. why are my eyes wet

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Can someone give me Taurian prompts to make everyone cry with?

Idea <Stiched Hermits>

About: Taurtis is a kid and the hermits are either dolls or stuffies he finds and restores each having their own unique design and use some even being droids and the evolutionists and yhs/ts peeps being his friends. Taurtis takes good care of these dolls. (I'll start with head cannons) Also all of them are alive.

Wha-

evil victorian gentleman themed drag king called jack the stripper

With everything yes

would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?

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