Wha-

Freeeeee

basically all “worm on a string” comparisons to actual animals pale in comparison to the fucking pipehorse

I mean I guess, but if Taurtis was in any danger Grian would take the gloves off. And he is also the god of destruction. As in he isn't scared to get into fights with the watchers or listeners or humans or demons. He will cause destruction and let the earth reclaim things but he wouldn't hesitate to kill something that poses a threat to Taurtis.

Spinning off that "Taurtis, God of Life and Grian, God of Death" submission: Taurtis was appointed by the watchers to help keep the overworld prospering and Grian in turn was appointed to keep the Nether in balance. Hence the reason the bastions have Grian's face. And an angsty note: Grian gives the wither effect to anything he touches so he wears gloves whenever he visits Taurtis.

POG, VERY POG HEADCANON 

I imagine the two have a friendly rivalry, for example, near-death experiences are when Grian is about to claim another soul yet Taurtis grabs them just in time, before giving Grian a friendly wink. 

Grian feels guilty for accidentally killing something and causing Taurtis to cry and rain to fall so from now on he will not take off his gloves in front of Taurtis, But he thinks he shouldn’t be in the overworld at all. He has to guide souls through the Nether

Dangerous fuzz boi

Megalopyges are cute but beware, they are danger boys as well

(Florida, 12/27/18)

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“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*

OMG

this 4th of july i would like to boost my tribe’s bee farm!! https://iowaybeefarm.com/ is their website! They sell honey, beeswax products, giant jars of bee pollen, lip balms and lotions!

pretty much everything is really cheap (much cheaper than it should be) and you can get a whole gift basket for 35 bucks!

[Incorrect Grian, sam and Taurtis quotes]

( based on: incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org)(not exact quotes)

Taurtis: I love you two, you're basically the best thing that's happened to me

Sam: we're the best thing that's happend to you?

Taurtis: Yup!

Grian: Bud I am staring to feel a little sorry for you

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Taurtis: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth!?

Grian: you're a hazrd

Sam: and a coward, do 30!

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Grian, crossing his arms: Taurtis, I know Sam forecabally snuck you out last night

Taurtis:

Sam, whispering: play dumb!

Taurtis: who's Taurtis?

Grian, furrowing his brows: excuse me

Sam, shaking his head: not that dumb!

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Taurtis, looking at Grian: how's the cutest one here~

Grian: I dont know how are they~

Sam, standing up: I am doing great

Grian: that was directed at Taurtis you mindless prune

Taurtis:

Taurtis: wait what?

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Taurtis: Sam are you sure this way, is the right one?

Sam: about as sure as my honesty

Grian: In that case we are lost, also I am taking Taurtis.