I’ve Always Wanted To Visit Kirkwall, Scotland Both Because Of Dragon Age, And Apparently, Lots Of

And they both have extremely sexy voices. 

I love the difference between vetra and garrus combat styles

Garrus: one perfectly aimed shot with a sniper will drop the target

Vetra: Just……fill it with bullets

Stories always begin the same way: There was and there was not. There is possibility in those words, the chance for hope or despair.

Girl, Serpent, Thorn by Melissa Bashardoust (via miithridatism)

LOL.

The Romans When They're Drunk

Caesar: He doesn't get drunk, and no one encourages him to. They don't know what he's like drunk, and they don't want to know

Antony: Is a really happy drunk. Cuddles with everyone and impulsively buys all kinds of nonsense. When he wakes up in the morning he's surrounded by his drunk purchases but has no idea who drained his bank account.

Brutus: Sobs hysterically, an absolute wreck. Tells you his whole life story and you'll find him throwing up in the bathroom later, Cassius holding his hair back while he has to listen to him cry about his past for the millionth time.

Octavian: Starts giving speeches to everyone while standing on the table. He thinks they're motivational, but they're complete gibberish.

Cassius: A bold, angry drunk. Will fight anyone and can make literally anything into a weapon.

Pompey: Calls everybody beautiful and suddenly is under the impression that he can sing and dance.

Thank you for providing assistance to us non-tech savvy people. 

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

Vampire Academy Characters In Quarantine

-Lissa: Reads all the latest research papers and makes a lovely speech recommending all Moroi practice social distancing. Is struggling to maintain a solid work/life balance. 

-Christian: Makes terrible jokes to cheer Lissa up, and ensures she doesn’t forget to eat food, drink blood, and get some sleep.

-Rose: Is going crazy from being in quarantine and feels pissed she can’t kill this motherfucking virus. 

-Dimitri: Spars with Rose to help with her frustration and is learning to knit. His first knitting project is a scarf for his mother. 

-Mia: Is paranoid that she’s going to get the virus even though Moroi are immune, and prays REALLY hard that a vaccine is coming ASAP even though she’s not normally religious. 

-Abe: Is secretly funneling some of his money to help research a cure and/or a vaccine for the virus. 

Can I Copy Your Homework? Vampire Academy Edition

I got this idea from incorrect roman quotes, and decided it was too funny NOT to post. 

I’ll help you with it! : Lissa Dragomir

Yeah, sure: Eddie Castile, Jill Mastrano

Bold of you to assume I did the homework: Mason Ashford

Um, no: Mia Rinaldi

 Wait. We had homework? : Rose Hathaway

 *read at 5:55 pm*: Jesse Zeklos

Ridiculous Conspiracy Theory

Caligula was actually trying to introduce a video game console two thousand years early, but historians didn’t understand and thought he wanted to make his horse a consul. 

Can I Copy Your Homework? Kotor Edition

I’ll Help You With It: Bastila Shan, Carth Onasi

Yeah, Sure: Zaalbar, Juhani, Tee-Three

Bold of You to Assume I Did the Homework: Jolee Bindo, Revan

LOL, Nope: Canderous Ordo

Wait, We Had Homework: Mission Vao

Read at 5:55 P.M.: HK-47 (He only let’s Revan copy his homework)

Famine’s Monologue

I’ve noticed that while gays, lesbians, and bisexuals are fairly common in plays nowadays, asexuals are nowhere to be found. Thus, I created Famine, devil may care hipster who nonetheless delivers a badass monologue (slightly edited for clarity) that hopefully reassures asexual people that they are valid. 

“ Back when I was younger, it always confused the shit out of me as to why the thought of getting sexual with someone made me physically ill. I attempted to fix myself by going to various doctors, and drinking mysterious concoctions of medicines that supposedly increased sexual desire. Then one night, it occurred to me. Why the fuck was I wasting my time attempting to change a portion of myself just to please Society? So, I said screw it and let any person I was getting serious with relationship wise that sex wasn’t in the equation for me. It didn’t always work, mind you, but I finally was able to stop hating myself. Some people are going to be bigots regardless of how strenuously you attempt to educate them and there isn’t much you can do about it. But someone who truly loves you, will accept, and embrace the fact that you’re nonbinary the same way they’ll accept I happen to be a biromantic asexual.” 

This is so beautiful.

Have you played the hidden object games series “Dark Parables”? I’ve been hooked on the series for two weeks now that I felt like painting Flora’s guardians hehehe