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American Dream:✅

I begin every work week telling myself this will finally be the week I do not humiliate myself with a regrettable blunder. I almost made it through this week without bringing myself shame, but shortly after beginning my shift, I spilled an entire pot of coffee on myself. I could feel my co-workers' eyes on me, and I felt the dread at what had become an occurrence at least once per week:

My co-workers began to circle me, closing in on me, and chanting, "You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult! You're not a real adult!"

I collapse to the floor as tears run down my cheeks. Maybe next week will be different.

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

Correct. God Bless Tumblr. 🇺🇸

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

What do you mean? It’s 1968!

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸

I AM NOT GAY!

I AM STRAIGHT!

I'M STRAIGHT!

I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!

I AM NOT GAY!

I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

DAISY HAS DEFEATED THE EVIL DICK NIXON!

I am transfem, she/her pronouns, please!

I am a Communist! We shall defeat the bourgeoisie! WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!