American Dream:✅

American Dream:✅

I begin every work week telling myself this will finally be the week I do not humiliate myself with a regrettable blunder. I almost made it through this week without bringing myself shame, but shortly after beginning my shift, I spilled an entire pot of coffee on myself. I could feel my co-workers' eyes on me, and I felt the dread at what had become an occurrence at least once per week:

My co-workers began to circle me, closing in on me, and chanting, "You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult! You're not a real adult!"

I collapse to the floor as tears run down my cheeks. Maybe next week will be different.

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