American Dream:✅
I begin every work week telling myself this will finally be the week I do not humiliate myself with a regrettable blunder. I almost made it through this week without bringing myself shame, but shortly after beginning my shift, I spilled an entire pot of coffee on myself. I could feel my co-workers' eyes on me, and I felt the dread at what had become an occurrence at least once per week:
My co-workers began to circle me, closing in on me, and chanting, "You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult! You're not a real adult!"
I collapse to the floor as tears run down my cheeks. Maybe next week will be different.
God Bless Boug 🐜🇺🇸
Do it. Walk up and talk to her about Spider-Man. There’s no point in missing out on a cool person. God Bless Book Girl.🇺🇸
a lot of the time when im on my post-school walk i see this girl who's reading a book while she's walking. and today she was literally reading a spiderman volume or compendium (not sure). and shes pretty. god i wish i could talk to her i wanna be her friend.
You never know!
you never know!
okay, mod post, FUCK YEAH IM IN THE ELVISVERSE, also, yeah go follow these guys they’re cool
It sucks that I have like 11k followers because I don't deserve it over other blogs... If I give a list of blogs I think deserve a piece of my stardom would y'all go give them some love
hey this is about you
This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸
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so, literally all of my interests culminate into “damn, I’d love to work for a Lumon-like company.” Let’s see:
retro-futurism
backrooms/liminal spaces
office culture
psychological horror
monotonous dystopia
I might be lab grown guys
having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.
37th President of the United Zones. (or some gayass idiot, take your pick.)
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