I AM NOT GAY!

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I need these printed for my room I fucking Love industrial And commercial machinery

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

It’s a sarcastic song, Richie. For comic relief. Also, the Beatles are British, so I’d doubt that they’d be Commies. God Bless Sarcasm. 🇺🇸

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸

quick reminder that my own lesbian-nonbinary-ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

Well, then, beetle tea?

Mr Presley I need to verify something how do you brew your tea???

Woah mama I only eat beetles and lizards

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so, literally all of my interests culminate into “damn, I’d love to work for a Lumon-like company.” Let’s see:

retro-futurism

backrooms/liminal spaces

office culture

psychological horror

monotonous dystopia

I might be lab grown guys

A Monster Energy, a Book of Bill, my goodness, Richard… if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were… a homosexual. Which is, of course, not a problem, but… still. When are you going to tell Patricia? 🇺🇸

Lord, help me, I'm back on my bullshit again

I do hope you’re released from the orb, Mr. Presley, as I hope I’m released from the Obelisk.

hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

:(

I should probably clarify that Dean wasn't president in the Elvis Official canon, Elvis just thinks he was

Batshit insane sentence out of context

Why, thank you, Mr. Kennedy. You are as well.

37th president was James Dean. I'm serious y'all. Great lad.