Symbrock Shippers Are Literally The Horniest People Alive.

“We just saw, a second ago, Tony with Peter Parker’s photo. Clearly, this is like his other child that he’s lost and that spurs him to action. Makes him consider that, you know, even though he has this child, he still lost a child, and there may be potential to bring that other child back, and he’s now in conflict.” - Joe Russo, Endgame Director’s Commentary

how you feeling now, mister "you gotta watch your back with this guy. there's a chance he's gonna break it."?

Oh my gosh! I love this!

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

Ryan Reynolds as Detective Pikachu

An important development.

Shuri, squinting at Peter: I like your shoelaces.

Peter, eyes sparkling: Thanks! I stole them from the president!

Steve: Wait, what?

bro…can we talk about how similar peter parker and percy jackson are??? like, honestly:

-both accidentally blew up a national monument -both are surviving (mostly) on luck -both are devastatingly loyal to their friends/family -the pUNS -the hUMOR -both are literal living breathing forms of the ‘i-came-out-to-have-a-good-time-and-am-honestly-feeling-so-attacked-rn’ meme -both can speak a different language fluently -both live in nyc -their dads are distant dudes but really do care for them and want to just see them reach their full potential (tony stark is peter’s unofficial dad fIGHT ME) -can kickass and are badass -both have a best friend who seems dorky in physicality but is actually the best -both are school delinquents -both have a single, motherly-figure raising them whom they would die for and vice versa (and lowkey tho…does anyone else picture marisa tomei as the perfect sally jackson or is that just me…???) -have weird food obsessions (i.e. peters love for the sandwich shop and percy’s love of blue food) -were both offered amazing positions (percy a god and peter an avenger) and both turned them down -both have extraordinary powers -both are still teenagers

It’s September 1st. It’s Halloween. I don’t make the rules.