It’s September 1st. It’s Halloween. I Don’t Make The Rules.

(slaps a pumpkin) This baby holds so much big Trick or Treat energy

I wonder if Peter and his friends ever just start talking shit about Spider-Man around Flash to rile him up and see how angry and passionate they can get him?

“Did you see J. Jonah Jameson’s latest article about Spider-Man?”

“Yeah, he made some great points about vigilantism and how irresponsible Spider-Man is”

Flash:

please.

Tony and his kiddos ❤️

Can we talk about Nebula for a second? She has a wicked metal left arm, which she uses in most of her fights to deadly effect. But in all of her interactions with Tony? She uses her humanoid hand.

When they shake hands.

When she’s fixing his infected wound.

When she passes him the last of the ration.

When she checks on him.

When she places him in the captain’s chair to give him a dignified send-off.

When she’s helping him off the ramp.

They were total strangers when Thanos broke the universe. They spent 23 days stranded in space mourning their loved ones, a sister and a surrogate son, and in their grief, they found an unlikely camaraderie, an unusual friendship built on trust and mutual respect. They saw past each others’ metal armours and found the broken human inside.

I love that so much.

(do not tag this as ship)

person on tv: it’s natural for a couple to merge over time

me:

“You don’t choose the Chologuard life, the Chologuard life chooses you.”

bonus:

Eddie: *exists*

Venom: