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U think some1 is controlling corey like in ratatouille

Yes anon, but instead of a transgender rat chef it’s just a bunch of maggots crawling around in his hair making him do unspeakable things.

Men w fluffy brown hair in the 70s be like *breaks into your house*

everything i learn about transformers is against my will

i have approximate knowledge of MANY things.

i know that god quit his day job to pursue a career in therapy.

i know that god is a twink.

i do NOT know what type of vehicle god turns into but i know its gotta be good.

fyi i don't have a parasocial relationship with batman he has a parasocial relationship with ME

DNI Unless you answer my riddles three

Some more Behind the Mask trivia and Easter eggs.

Behind the Mask (Scott Glosserman, 2006)

GIFs by @hesawifebeaterdanusethegun aka me! Feel free to take 'em and use 'em.

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to violate intellectual property and copyright law

marathoning the F13 series be like

Cocaine Bear (2023) dir. Elizabeth Banks