Fyi I Don't Have A Parasocial Relationship With Batman He Has A Parasocial Relationship With ME

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

the talking heads 1985

you either die a hero

or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity

Have you ever actually read the Bible? No, God did not "dare" anyone to kill a baby nor did he command such a thing. People will fabricate anything to criticize the Bible.

he said "rip that baby up" in a game show host voice, very distasteful

“SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE” | 1982 | Directed by Amy Holden Jones

Men w fluffy brown hair in the 70s be like *breaks into your house*

monochrome bastard

him

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right