Marathoning The F13 Series Be Like

did you know?

fictional character “wayneradiotv” actually first appeared in Sonic Team’s videogame “Phantasy Star Online” in 2002

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist

Men w fluffy brown hair in the 70s be like *breaks into your house*

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

I was at a Halloween party a friend was hosting the other week, and he was baking some truly excellent dishes. He pulled something out of the oven and said (something to the effect of) "Do NOT touch this dish. It just came out of the oven and will burn you into next Sunday."

Other friend responded something like, "Oh cool, a dish that causes time-travel," and I responded, "Well yeah. You hold on to the super hot dish and it makes you travel forward through time at a rate of 1 second per second."

This. It turns out. Was a critical error on my part. Because another friend turned to me real wide-eyed and asked, "Was that a reference?" and I was like "What?" and he was like "Homestuck," and I was like "What?"

just so ppl are aware, i firmly believe april fools is for funny little gimmicks, absurdist memes, and dad jokes, so this blog won’t be reblogging any sudden flashing/jumpscare/g0re videos!!

the talking heads 1985

18th century losers: monsters are scary! don't go out after dark! scatter seeds and burn the bodies of your departed friends and family!!!

2018 losers: i'm gonna fuck mothman.