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So I play lots of video games, and I ENJOY lots of video games. Here’s the problem.

I’m a shit shot. I cannot, for the LIFE of me, aim a virtual gun. Now I still have options. Games that don’t require guns, Minecraft and other creative games, etc.

but once in a while, I like to play games like TF2. But I don’t wanna drag my team down with my bad aim. So what do I do? Healers. I try to be a healer of the team. And can I just say, for someone who just threw a tantrum because the didn’t have the common sense to MOVE OUT THD WAY WHEN YOUR GETTING SHOT AT, y’all be talking mad shit to your healers. NEWS FLASH, we can let you die. We’re nog bound to heal you. We determine whether your dumb ass live or dies. Respect your fucking healers

YO I WAS ON MY WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL, and right outside the school a fucking FRESHMAN was BEATING THE SHIT out of a very pervert teacher from another school, because some kids from metropolis came for something Idk. That’s not even the best part. A teacher from OUR school walked by STARED AT THE TEACHER ON THE GROUND, AND SAID “Damn, it really be like that.” AND JUST, KEPT WALKING

@fuckthegcpd hey you ever notice how police brutality protests usually end in police brutality? Or am I delusional

I wanna know who the fuck told the GCPD my name was Bird Bitch

MY NAME IS CORVID

“You lay your head upon a pillow made from the skin flayed off the bones of your enemies and yet you do not even lose a wink of sleep at night.”

He took a long sip from his juice box and said in calm voice barely concealing the anger within it, “First off, I have insomnia so it’s better to do a fact check before making random assumptions about people barely know, Asshole. ”

Guys, when I say kaeya carry’s my damn team, I mean that if I didn’t have him, every beefed hilichurl I came across would’ve wreaked my shit a LONG time ago

This goes to the bitch who said “You still have kaeya in your team? What are you poor?”

So let me let me tell you about our team members

We have our captain, who we call “lucky” he’s got the meanest fast ball you’ve ever seen, and can hit a ball like a semi truck. He’s a pretty calm guy. But if you do manage to piss him off, all hell breaks loose. He’s got the whole team on his side, and we are loyal to a FAULT.

We have “skip” he’s short and scrawny, but he could outrun a bullet. Hes the fastest kid on the team, with an attention span to match. He’s got ADHD, and even though he can get distracted easily, get him set on a goal and he’ll move heaven and earth to reach it. His dads practically the right hand man for bane, and he’s usually the one to take us to after practice/game dinner. However, he can’t always show up, so once Bane will showed up instead.

Every good teams got a brawler looking type, and “Basher” is him. Hes the best pitcher we’ve got, maybe even better than lucky I dare say. Hes big, quite, and hella intimidating. It’s said he caved in a kids skull, but nothings been proven. Others often ask how we’re so casual with him. The secret? He’s such a huge softie, he’s basically a walking teddy bear.

Then there’s “Brittny” She’s cold, and hella ruthless. But she’s also smart, like, straight A student smart. She typically plans strategizes with lucky, and she’s not afraid to cut a bitch if it means we win.

And of course there’s “Homie” he’s pretty chill. Actually, we’re pretty sure he’s a stoner. He got on the team freshman year by sellin the old cap n coach the greens. He’s a great pitcher, much better than when I first met him, bout two years ago.

We’ve got our precious child “Lab” short for Labrador. Take a wild guess. He’s as loyal as they come, but he’s unfortunately not the brightest, however he’s pretty strong, so he’s a good batter!

Then there’s the little bastard known as “Snake” they’ve taken it upon themselves to teem up with the cheerleaders to make passive aggressive statements about whatever team were playing. (If we’ve played against you and your school/team got put on blast, they would like you to know they aren’t sorry)

And lastly, we have “Chad” the RAGING homosexual in SERIOUS denial. We’ve been trying for a WHOLE YEAR to get him and lucky together, but he is SO O B L I V I O U S

So yeah, that’s our baseball team! In the off season we kinda just vibe. I’ll post shenanigan stories soon!

Shout out to Riddler, who let me off the hook when I apologized for taking so long to answer a riddle because I forgot my ADHD meds.

Lisa: Gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor.

Kaeya, with his feet on the table, knowing full well he’s just been called out:

October is almost here, and everyone knows what that means!

Stay away from Spirit Halloween