So Let Me Let Me Tell You About Our Team Members

So let me let me tell you about our team members

We have our captain, who we call “lucky” he’s got the meanest fast ball you’ve ever seen, and can hit a ball like a semi truck. He’s a pretty calm guy. But if you do manage to piss him off, all hell breaks loose. He’s got the whole team on his side, and we are loyal to a FAULT.

We have “skip” he’s short and scrawny, but he could outrun a bullet. Hes the fastest kid on the team, with an attention span to match. He’s got ADHD, and even though he can get distracted easily, get him set on a goal and he’ll move heaven and earth to reach it. His dads practically the right hand man for bane, and he’s usually the one to take us to after practice/game dinner. However, he can’t always show up, so once Bane will showed up instead.

Every good teams got a brawler looking type, and “Basher” is him. Hes the best pitcher we’ve got, maybe even better than lucky I dare say. Hes big, quite, and hella intimidating. It’s said he caved in a kids skull, but nothings been proven. Others often ask how we’re so casual with him. The secret? He’s such a huge softie, he’s basically a walking teddy bear.

Then there’s “Brittny” She’s cold, and hella ruthless. But she’s also smart, like, straight A student smart. She typically plans strategizes with lucky, and she’s not afraid to cut a bitch if it means we win.

And of course there’s “Homie” he’s pretty chill. Actually, we’re pretty sure he’s a stoner. He got on the team freshman year by sellin the old cap n coach the greens. He’s a great pitcher, much better than when I first met him, bout two years ago.

We’ve got our precious child “Lab” short for Labrador. Take a wild guess. He’s as loyal as they come, but he’s unfortunately not the brightest, however he’s pretty strong, so he’s a good batter!

Then there’s the little bastard known as “Snake” they’ve taken it upon themselves to teem up with the cheerleaders to make passive aggressive statements about whatever team were playing. (If we’ve played against you and your school/team got put on blast, they would like you to know they aren’t sorry)

And lastly, we have “Chad” the RAGING homosexual in SERIOUS denial. We’ve been trying for a WHOLE YEAR to get him and lucky together, but he is SO O B L I V I O U S

So yeah, that’s our baseball team! In the off season we kinda just vibe. I’ll post shenanigan stories soon!