Guys, When I Say Kaeya Carry’s My Damn Team, I Mean That If I Didn’t Have Him, Every Beefed Hilichurl

You know, I did NOT need to be called out this hard

I was talkin to this guy who also had the same idea as me to hide in a dumpster, and we talked about our “villain origins” and I said I just did it for the chaos.

Then he says, OUT OF LEFT FEILD, “do you do it for the chaos, or are you angry at the world for beating you down when you couldn’t perfectly fit into the system, and so you target people and corporations that are enforcers of said system.”

Like DAMN if I wanted advice from a criminal I’d go to riddlers tumbler

Bro GCPD cops will just LEAVE THEIR FOOD IN THEIR CARS like do they have any idea how easy it is to pry the door open

I’m so glad to see I’m not the only one!

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

Me and the baseball team are going to metropolis this weekend to spray paint pride flags on lux Luthers tower, who wants to come?

Edit: he doesn’t deserve to have his name spelled correctly. I’ll change it when he starts funding charities.

Don’t even THINK about flirting with me if your not willing to lie to the cops and break me out of jail. Not bail, like some wimp. BREAK.

Ok so APPARENTLY I can talk to birds, not sure HOW, but I’m bored as fuck and wanna commit ✨C H A O S✨ so I’m taking villain/vigilante name suggestions, so please leave them in the comments. The best I’ve got is Corvid.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

Shout out to Riddler, who let me off the hook when I apologized for taking so long to answer a riddle because I forgot my ADHD meds.

I just saw Riddler and Scarecrow making a deal with a bunch of 9th graders that if they all made A’s on there tests today, they would teach them how to hack into the GCPD

Update: GUESS WHAT I LEARNED TODAY (even though I’m in 11th grade)