As A Rare Pair Shipper, Does It Get Any Rarer Than Drew Tanaka X Lee Fletcher?

I feel like second year Sirius had a phase where he forced everyone to call him Siri.

Merlin: You’re back? What’s up?

Arthur, freaking out: I was literally just dead, Merlin.

Merlin: Death is a social construct.

We got Spy x Family for the straights, and then Buddy Daddies for the gays, now we need a lesbian version.

Short King!Edward Elric x Tall, Buff Queen!Winry Rockbell

Metal: Uggggggghhhhhhhhh

Sarada: whats up, Metal?

Metal: my dad.

Sarada: it can't be that bad.

Metal: oh yeah? Is your dad kissing the Kazekage?

Sarada: no, my dad is kissing the Hokage.

Boruto: my dad is the Hokage.

AU where Wei Wuxian’s parents were on the same night-hunt that Wen Rohan used to sabotage Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang’s father when they died.

Tim, having depression hair, minding his own business:

Alfred: Master Timothy, I do suggest that you get a hair cut. Your depression hair is not, as you children say, a slay.

Chocking on a peanut cluster.

Reblog with how you want the joker to die, I’ll go first: slipping on a banana peel.

Bernard, pitching a theory to Tim and his family: … therefore, since Batman and Bruce Wayne clearly having something going on, Batman has to be Clark Kent, because he and Bruce Wayne are pretty flirty.

Bats: …

Tim, loving to see his boyfriend excited and loving to cause chaos: Okay, fair enough, but where does Superman fall into this?

Bernard, literally vibrating: okay so—

JayKyle AU where Kyle decides to go to university to get an art degree. He ends up meeting an obnoxious classic lit student in an art history class. That student? Jason Todd.

Cue obnoxious art kid vs. equally obnoxious classic lit kid. It would be academic rivals to lovers.

But in the background Kyle is still going around as Green Lantern taking care of whatever off missions the League needs help with since all the other Lanterns are off in space most of the time. And who does he meet? Red Hood. Kyle does not know that Red Hood and Jason are the same person— but now not only is he crushing on his nerdy bookworm study partner, but also the asshole that keeps shooting him with rubber bullets! And unknown to him, it’s the same guy!

This could take place in Gotham— obviously. Gotham has a university. But it would be so much funnier in my head if it takes place in UCLA.

I think it should take place in a SoCal university because that makes it so much funnier for some reason.