Bernard, Pitching A Theory To Tim And His Family: … Therefore, Since Batman And Bruce Wayne Clearly

Personally, I like to imagine that Remus Lupin is a little bit Latino.

And no. Not because he’s poor, you heathens.

I just think a Spanish speaking werewolf is kinda hot.

Derek Hale speaks Spanish. And we all go crazy over him.

MDZS Nie Brothers HC that Nie Huaisang doesn’t really like kids. He’s never wanted kids for himself and so he certainly doesn’t like dealing with other people’s kids. People certainly don’t know that about him because he won’t openly tell anyone to keep kids away from him, but in his head he feels himself getting annoyed whenever kids are around him.

Nie Mingjue, on the other hand? He loves kids. It’s a crazy juxtaposition between the brothers since one would think that Nie Huaisang would like kids more than his grumpy brother, but no it’s the other way around. If Nie Mingjue weren’t so dedicated to his responsibilities he would have liked to spend more time looking for someone to settle down with and have a couple of kids.

Metal: Uggggggghhhhhhhhh

Sarada: whats up, Metal?

Metal: my dad.

Sarada: it can't be that bad.

Metal: oh yeah? Is your dad kissing the Kazekage?

Sarada: no, my dad is kissing the Hokage.

Boruto: my dad is the Hokage.

I headcanon that Bruce and Jason like a lot of the same foods. Jason absolutely hates it.

Yes, he is.

Sirius Black is tall

Okay, as much as I LOVE the art style in Spectacular Spider-Man, Peter freaking sucks for what he does to Gwen and Liz.

And I am saying this as an honest to god Peter Parker kin.

You know what’s cringe?

People who don’t know what bilingual people speak like. Cuz like I speak English and Spanish and you know “Spanglish” is super fun. (I mostly see this in fanfics).

But I never go: Yeah and I was at la playa, you know— sorry I speak Spanish and I mix up words! Silly silly me, no se hablar English!

It’s more like: Y estaba en la playa when my mom called me and she was yelling at me and I didn’t even know what I did! I was like ‘Mami, Que hice? Why are you yelling!?’ (More or less something I told my friend a couple of weeks ago)

Then theres the whole “character forgets a word because they’re thinking in Spanish!”

“No, no, the flecha! You know, the thingy that lights up! Like— ugh, what’s it called? Its like— its a flecha! I can’t think of the English word!” (Arrow, its a light up arrow)

Its so awkward to read those.

Idk but being bilingual isn’t just adding a random non-English word into a an English sentence.

Or like having characters just go: “you’re my hermano/hermana, man!”

Or (the very cringe) “come on foo!” // “ese!” // “vato!” // or literally any other word associated with cholos or Chicano gangs.

Like pet names I get. I understand those. I used to call my ex “mi amor” “corazón de melon” “Bebe” “lindó” “guapo” and nothing else in Spanish. Those are understandable cuz those are pet names.

Make Spanglish sound real! (hmu if you want someone to look over your Spanish, specifically)

Lol that’s so funny!! I’ve been rewatching New Girl and I thought it was too perfect 😂😂😂

@jaybirdstab saw you post a meme, turns out I made a tiktok to it but with Steph last august lmaoooo

It’s out of sync but fuck it.

draw the lances you want to see in this world

and i really wanted to see lance as the soraya memes

AU where Wei Wuxian’s parents were on the same night-hunt that Wen Rohan used to sabotage Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang’s father when they died.