Sirius: Glasses Are So Unattractive

As a rare pair shipper, does it get any rarer than Drew Tanaka x Lee Fletcher?

JayKyle AU where Kyle decides to go to university to get an art degree. He ends up meeting an obnoxious classic lit student in an art history class. That student? Jason Todd.

Cue obnoxious art kid vs. equally obnoxious classic lit kid. It would be academic rivals to lovers.

But in the background Kyle is still going around as Green Lantern taking care of whatever off missions the League needs help with since all the other Lanterns are off in space most of the time. And who does he meet? Red Hood. Kyle does not know that Red Hood and Jason are the same person— but now not only is he crushing on his nerdy bookworm study partner, but also the asshole that keeps shooting him with rubber bullets! And unknown to him, it’s the same guy!

This could take place in Gotham— obviously. Gotham has a university. But it would be so much funnier in my head if it takes place in UCLA.

I think it should take place in a SoCal university because that makes it so much funnier for some reason.

Tim, having depression hair, minding his own business:

Alfred: Master Timothy, I do suggest that you get a hair cut. Your depression hair is not, as you children say, a slay.

EDWARD ELRIC IS A PANSEXUAL.

Okay, guys, we need to have a serious conversation of Lance’s family:

- mom

- dad

- luis mcclain (oldest brother)

- marco mcclain (older brother)

- veronica mcclain (oldest sister)

- rachel mcclain (older sister)

- lance mcclain

- lisa mcclain (sister-in-law; luis’ wife)

- sylvio mcclain (nephew)

- nadia mcclain (neice)

He’s the baby out of his siblings!

I wanna read fics that have all his siblings. Rachel’s always left out for some reason.

I want all of Lance’s siblings messing with Keith and shit.

#letRemusLupinbeasugarbaby2022

I'm actually pretty over the concept of Remus feeling "guilty" when he takes money or support from James or Sirius. Or him being too proud to accept help and "wanting" to work. Especially watching him struggle with poverty or unstable housing as a result...like no he's using their money. James is his sugar daddy and it's great.

Remus is a chronically ill, disabled, queer, anticapitalist. If he's got rich friends, he's taking their money, no questions asked. Literally that's what money is for. He's out here helping other werewolves find good sugar daddies honestly. Remus deserves not to work a single day in his entire life. He deserves a comfortable, easy life where his only concern is staying as rested and healthy as he can, cause that's hard enough.

Lance is the type of guy that knows everyone.

He’s the type of guy to invite you to a restaurant and whisper that he gets a good deal here because he knows the owner’s friend’s cousin.

I feel like he has the same effect in space after a few months of getting to know aliens and stuff. He just randomly gets good deals at the space mall and Corans like 😮 “how?” And Lance is like, “we saved their friend’s relative’s friend on that one planet a while ago.”

I totally want a de-aged Jason Todd fic where the batfam that didn’t know baby Jason meets him and absolutely falls in love with him and Bruce is an emotional mess along with Dick and Alfred because it’s baby Jason and they miss him but they know that baby Jason isn’t going to stay forever and they really want Jason back.

I saw this on dynamic on Twitter and I think its perfect for these guys: