Man I Love Ares He's So Coolio

mr sandman

man me a sand

nooo now im all soggy :(

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

No it's okay you don't have to apologize!! It's fine I get it, Damien hates physical touch sometimes too, I'm just a very touchy person on accident and that's something I definitely need to work on-

Your boyfriend scares me-

[ @literally-tinker-bell ]

MY WHAT NOW?

look at these cuties bhjnmk i adore them man

Hyacinthus and Apollo just chillin’ 

wait- pause, Hephaestus, did you just,, adopt me? because if so I'm honored 🥺

“Yes,yes I did, welcome to the family, as per usual you get a favorite lizard, or one of your own, choose”

gasp that's me!

𝐈’𝐦 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧?

-Amphitrite ༄

not really, but @/jaxie-the-kat and @/watermelon-shit-posts have been sending me plenty of amusing asks lately!

IDUEHDIHWUWHS SAME DUDE THEYRE SO PRETTY

Sorry I just duddgshvshdvshdgdhsvshsvshs *explodes*

hey hey Apollo, what's your favorite kind of rock?

hmm i never really got geology (more artemis's thing), but i've always been fond of goldstone gems

//I dunno I don't have anything to give him- cookies?? but he can't eat them because he's dead- uh- i don't know?? salty tears. because i'm crying.

reply to this post with the offerings you leave at Argo's grave/in his room

(it's actually important to respond lmao)

taglist (ask to be added or deleted): @orion-the-hunterpt2 @lilacnightshade @pain-is-forever @reyno-solis-real @faceless-bugger @unlicensed-field-medic @the-great-emperor-commodus @the-eclipsed-sun

Oh my god! The skrimblo has spoken!

(i'm so sorry to both Bill and the admin, i just got so happy qwerfvbhjio i adore and worship him)

I have like... three questions.

Had you ever possessed a human before Stanford? And if so, who and why? (If you don't mind saying of course)

If you had a human form, what would you wear? Would you be in a suit, or more casual clothes?

How many different dimensions have you visited, and which one is your favorite?

That's all! Thank you for your time! I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day/night Mr. Cipher!

RODE A TANK, HELD A GENERAL'S RANK, KILLED THE CZAR AND HIS MINISTERS, ANASTASIA SCREAMED IN VAIN! KNEW YOUR FATHER, I DID. AND DON'T BE TOO SURE I WASN'T IN THE GARDEN WITH MR. AND MRS. ADAM!

ALL YOU KIDS REALLY WANT ME TO BE SOME KINDA DAPPER, TWINKY "TUMBLR SEXY MAN" - AND I GET IT. MY SNAPPY LIL' TIE, CANE AND HAT GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS. HABERDASHERY COUNTS WHEN YOU NEED TO DISTINGUISH YOURSELF FROM A MYRIAD SEA OF OTHER SHAPES. AND THOSE LITTLE FANCY PARTS HAPPEN TO BE PART OF MY BIOLOGY! BUT THE KEY TO A GOOD INFILTRATION IS TO LOOK JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. LIKE STAND USERS! SO, YOU KNOW, IF THE HOBO I'M RIDING SHOTGUN IN ON MY WAY TO ROB FORT KNOX HAS HOBO CLOTHES AND SMELLS LIKE A WET BADGER, THEN SO BE IT! LEMME TELL YOU, OLD FORDSY WAS PRETTY BAD AT SHOWERING. BETWEEN HIS FUNK AND MCMEMORYLOSS'S SPITTIN' CHAW, THAT BASEMENT LAB GOT PRETTY RIPE!

MY CURRENT FAVORITE DIMENSION IS THIS ONE, BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW HAVEN'T MANAGED TO BLOW YOURSELVES UP YET! AND HECK, I LIKE ME A GOOD CHEESEBURGER. IT'S HARD TO GET THOSE IN A LOT OF OTHER DIMENSIONS, WHERE CRUELTY TO OTHER LIVING THINGS HAS BEEN OUTLAWED (NANNY DIMENSIONS. BORING. WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT CONFLICT AND STRUGGLE?)