Look At These Cuties Bhjnmk I Adore Them Man

*holds a stupid little orange cat* I will only give him to you if you: a) swear to protect him with your.. life? Death? Idk- keep him safe. And b) promise to not be a menace to society.

What would you do if I gave you a cat?

“Where is the kitty?!”

oh my gods!! my gays!! my favorite gays 🥺🥺

Whats up with the gods and having flower boyfriends?

I WANNA GIVE HEADPATS RAAAHHHHH GIVE THEM HEADPATS FOR ME PLZ PLZ PLZ I WANNA RDFTGYHJ SCRUMBLE SQUICSJGVGVGSJV THEM ARE SO DRFTGYHUIJ sorry

i hope u all fw crochet aeolus

😭😭😭😭😭😭

he misses his wife

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if anyone needs me i'll be melting into the floor, thanks

gasp that's me!

𝐈’𝐦 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧?

-Amphitrite ༄

not really, but @/jaxie-the-kat and @/watermelon-shit-posts have been sending me plenty of amusing asks lately!

SWEET THANKS DRUGS SANTA YOU'RE THE BEST 😎😎😎

I uhhhhhhhh may have done it again

I love how this turned out and it only took like 3 class periods! I hope you like it! You're the best ever!

(The pose alone took a whole like half an hour and I'm so freaking happy about it! Also don't mind Mr. Traffic Cone, I drew him as a joke for a friend and don't have the heart to erase him)

normally fedoras either make you look italian or like an incel but it works wonderfully every time darling ‼️‼️‼️ moly will be deopped throuh your chimney

help I need more of these for the love of hades I will pay you I have like 50 cents to my name and an endless supply of cookie emojis

Lester's face just copy-pasted onto them is so funny for no reason at all I love it