Gasp That's Me!

gasp that's me!

๐ˆโ€™๐ฆ ๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ, ๐๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐š ๐Ÿ๐š๐ฏ๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐š๐ฅ ๐จ๐ซ ๐š๐ง๐จ๐ง?

-Amphitrite เผ„

not really, but @/jaxie-the-kat and @/watermelon-shit-posts have been sending me plenty of amusing asks lately!

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6 months ago

*holds out the meowing kitty cat that appears to have absolutely no control over his motor functions.* Congratulations! His name is Helio. Don't eat him.

What would you do if I gave you a cat?

โ€œWhere is the kitty?!โ€

6 months ago

(@ my last reblog)

I FOUND MORE HELL YEA

Hermes If He Was Cool
Hermes If He Was Cool
Hermes If He Was Cool

Hermes if he was cool

(because ppl rqd the messenger god in a maid dress ๐Ÿชฝ)


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1 month ago

So firstly, I would like to say

FUCK U UK SUPREME COURT

YOU PIECES OF ABSITE FUCKING SHIT

WTF ARE YOU DOING

For those of you who donโ€™t know what im talking about,

So basicallyย 

you might not have heard of the UK Supreme Court decision stating that trans women are not women under the Equality act, which effectively sets the UK 50 years back in terms of queer progression. They stated that a woman is based on their biological sex, which rules out transgenderism in general.

This is a dire effect not just on trans women, but British women and queers. If you are a British citizen, please sign this petition to appeal this ruling and fight for equality, and if not, please share with others. Thank you.

Petition: Allow transgender people to self-identify their legal gender.
Petitions - UK Government and Parliament
We believe the government should change legislation to make it easier for trans people of all ages to change their legal gender without an o

And for those of you who arent British citizens,

You can still share this post

Please

Tag everyone you know

Reblog 50000 times

I donโ€™t care

Just please

Get this to as many people as possible

Tags under the cut, of just pretty much everyonr I know , and if you werenโ€™t tagged, you can still reblog it

@winter-depressed-belle @nonbinary-potatoes @narniasclosetvoltron @faeriesandfables @spaghettihell @grahams-gerudo @the-purpurhaj @thesillytransgirlnova @acelovesremuslupin @autisticrodent @densomtror @irithind

7 months ago

I SHRIEKED OH MY GODS

MY FAVORITE SILLY AUTISM TRAUMA BEAN

IM GONNA FRIGGING EXPLODE

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE YOUR DESIGN FOR HIM PLEASE INJECT HIM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM I BEG OF YOU

apollo doodlesโ€ฆโ€ฆ

Apollo Doodlesโ€ฆโ€ฆ

:3


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4 months ago

BOUNTY HUNTER APOLLO ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

also, because I'm silly, and have an addiction, i made him a blog lmao

rant time!!

I had a random thought that spiraled into a whole thing that I need to rant about

What if, at some point, before or after ToA, Apollo justโ€ฆ snapped? What if he got fed up with his true relationships failing, his father's abuse, or having to oversee so many different things? What if he quit?

He left his various jobs and responsibilities to either the Nine Muses or mortals he deemed fit. He gave the sun chariot to Hestia, since she was the only one he could trust with such a duty.

After making sure everything was right, and after telling only his sister, Artemis, of his plans, he vanished. He set off to get revenge against those who wronged him, and to find his happy ending.

Rant Time!!

this is what i think he'd look like after all that

6 months ago

yo what

This sounds like a convo that would happen in my school honestly. I go to an afjrotc school so it's military themed but it's not a fuckin reform school but parents enroll their shitty kids thinking that it's gonna help. So it's full of misfits and juvenile delinquents who have 0 respect for anyone ever. Literally the other day some kids broke a stall in the boys bathroom right after it had like $32,000 worth of repairs done. (How the hell do you even break a bathroom stall anyway????) MSGT Graham (a really nice and awesome guy when he's pissed off) said in formation that when they found who did it they were going to expell him immediately. This is my 6th and last year going to this school, and I have never seen something that bad. Not to mention that Administration or whoevers in charge of getting kids enrolled has just been just shoveling in kids to meet some kind of requirement. There's so many kids in the school they had to split lunch into three periods because they also made it closed campus for all the high schoolers except for seniors who meet the requirements of like only 5 tardies and 0 unexcused absences. (I meet them but I don't like leaving for lunch because I'm lazy and don't want to walk for 3 minutes to the McDonald's across the street from the school and also I'm hella broke.) It used to be a lottery to get in as a new student. Now they let anyone in without even looking at their record. It's sickening. Oh and there's talk about them accepting 6th graders next year! Why the fuck would they let 6th graders into a school that can't even handle its 7th grade kids???

I'm glad I'm graduating this year because I hate a majority of the kids, but I'm sad that I'm gonna leave all the teachers who have done so much to help me grow as a person. I'm gonna miss all the teachers and staff that I've known since my 7th grade year. I'm gonna miss my fellow seniors that I've also known since 7th who I likely won't see again.

Anyway this was meant to be a funny lighthearted reblog and I ended up ranting about how my school is dumb. I'm gonna stop before I start bawling,, uh don't do drugs kids ๐Ÿ‘

bro my bus driver and this other kid on my bus are fucking weirdddd (tw drug mention)

bus driver to kid: yeah marijuana is good for arthritis

~~~~~~

bus driver: *talking about how annoying drug tests are*

kid: oh yeah i hate drug tests. i take them all the time

7 months ago

I had a mental breakdown during 4th and got taken to the office to calm down and I sketched out this little goober and I loved it so much I inked the lineart and colored it when I got home and he's too cute not to post

I Had A Mental Breakdown During 4th And Got Taken To The Office To Calm Down And I Sketched Out This

Based on this meme

I Had A Mental Breakdown During 4th And Got Taken To The Office To Calm Down And I Sketched Out This

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4 months ago

oh uhhhhhh

oh oh a blue tongued skink! they're so cute ๐Ÿฅบ

wait- pause, Hephaestus, did you just,, adopt me? because if so I'm honored ๐Ÿฅบ

โ€œYes,yes I did, welcome to the family, as per usual you get a favorite lizard, or one of your own, chooseโ€

6 months ago

I WANNA GIVE HEADPATS RAAAHHHHH GIVE THEM HEADPATS FOR ME PLZ PLZ PLZ I WANNA RDFTGYHJ SCRUMBLE SQUICSJGVGVGSJV THEM ARE SO DRFTGYHUIJ sorry

I Hope U All Fw Crochet Aeolus

i hope u all fw crochet aeolus


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2 months ago
Guys Look At My Goober!!

guys look at my goober!!

I'm sooo excited to draw Stanford because drawing Stanford is so fun/s


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A Goofy Goober

The goofiest goober that ever did goof. | Jaxie | She/They | 17 | AriesCurrent obsessions: Apollo, EPIC the Musical, Rick Riordan as a whole. (though mostly Trials of Apollo since I just finished reading it)BTW please don't send me donation asks, I'm really sorry but I just don't have any money to donate and it stresses me out

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