jaeminsespresso
An aroace bisexual 🌿 ~ They/them ~ 18+
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Love my friends ❤️
I’m tired of gatekeeping these 🥰 if you use them lemme know 🫣
(I took these pictures 🥹)
Never related to anything as much as this
My simping for iwaizumi mother fucking Hajime has come back FULL FORCE
This comeback is gonna leave me in complete shambles
HIS WAIST I AM GOING INSANE
hyperventilates
H-holy shittttttt
I CANNOT BREATE
Lmao at 5’4” they’re giants 😭(I shoulda added soobin for shits and giggles)
I also added Baku bc I just saw world heroes mission yesterday 😩
— use this site to visualize your height vs your bias(es) !
tagged by: @neonun-au (i love this!! I'm actually obsessed with heights for some reason haha)
tagging: @slightlymore @doeilovr @chenjwi @hyuckdove
Why tf is he so attractive like there’s GOTTA be a law somewhere saying this is illegal
this genre of lee jeno 🤯
Ten: why are you stacking Leon and Louis above each other?
Yangyang: I’m making a meowntain
Dies
quaran-ten vlog #1 🐱
Screaming with and without the ‘s’
Punch my momma in the throat, push my grandma off a cliff, rip my sisters hair out, karate chop my brothers stomach, hit my daddy with a baseball bat
ten’s quarantine vlog day 1 ♡
writing is a great idea but only as an idea. as an actual concept it’s very hard and I want you all to know i appreciate you for it. do any of you have any idea how powerful you are? so powerful. you are a ‘writer’ you don’t just write to exchange information or write as a passing text message to a friend. it’s a story. that you totally made up, from scratch, and you’re telling me that isn’t badass
Omg please - I need this
JENO WEARING THIS.
Ugh I can never get enough of him 🥺💕
he said: ☺️
what a cutie
Tagging @stayarmytinyzenmoa-l so she can see my results of the bingo :P
I still have never been to a concert, was supposed to go in May of 2020 to see BTS but that obv didn’t happen… I can’t sleep but also can’t pull an all nighter bc I literally cannot function without sleep idk how y’all do it… and I get too much anxiety if my phone died and I didn’t know someone’s phone number so the only ones I have memorized and my immediate family and grandparents.
Tag Post
Bingo Tag
Tagged by: @i-just-like-goats (also I think I'd classify us as moots!)
Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this! Oh, and @vickylamore and @jaeminsespresso cuz i'm curious
Camera Roll Tag
Tagged by: @morningsunandnightsky
Rules: Last idol in your camera roll is who you’d eat ice cream and cry with during this shit pandemic uwu!
Ugh I fucking wish Kun would get me an entire tub of ice cream and we'd just sit down and cry. He's totally a "go ahead and cry it out, take as long as you need" and thus make me cry even more.
Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this!
Fanfic Cliché Tag
Tagged by: Same as above!
me who's currently writing a literal captain america the first avenger self insert jfhdskfsdfjsdjfsdjfsd
Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this!
Catch Up Tag
Tagged by: @vvshere
Fav Color: Burgundy (I feel like it compliments my skin tone well hehe)
Last Song: From Home - NCT U (I really miss that era hshsdjfsjfj)
Last Movie: WALL-E (I wrote an entire fucking essay on why WALL-E is one of Pixar's most moving films and it barely has any actual lines of dialogue in it ffs this is my all time favorite Pixar movie with Luca coming in close at second.)
Currently Watching: Hospital Playlist! (It's my mom and I's favorite drama atm hehe she's a NICU nurse and I'm a med student so we have a lot of fun watching it!)
Currently Reading: My past fics so I can remember what happened anD FINALLY PUBLISH AN UPDATE I'M SO SORRY YOU GUYS ;-;
Currently Craving: Poke sounds so good right now omg...
Tea or Coffee: I fuck with both tbh but I also have a very annoying caffiene addiction, so coffee.
Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this!
Seven Deadly Sins Tag
Tagged by: Same as above!
Prompt: If you made periods of your life based on which deadly sin took control, what kind of list would await us?
Period One: Birth to Third Grade
Gluttony
Period Two: Third Grade to Eight Grade
Greed
Period Three: Eighth Grade to Tenth Grade
Pride
Period Four: Tenth Grade to Twelfth Grade
Lust
Period Five: Twelfth Grade to Gap Year
Envy
Period Six: Gap Year to Now
Wrath
Questions:
Which sin is your strongest nature (always there)? Envy
Which period was your golden age? I'd like to think Period Five
Which period/sin you despise the most? Pride
Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this!
Fic Writer Tag
Tagged by: @yeongwvnhi
What fandoms have you written for (but do not currently)? I used to write for a lot of different animes and video games. I wrote for Hetalia (I know ew), Black Butler, the Fire Emblem series, Persona, Fruits Basket, Soul Eater, Ouran Highschool Hostclub, etc. And... yes, I was in the dreaded Superwholock and Homestuck fandoms.
What fandoms are you currently writing for? K-Pop, obviously, but on my other blog I'm writing for DC/Marvel comics as well!
How long have you been writing? Good lord, since like 2012 so like... fucking hell, I've bEEN ON THIS DAMN SITE FOR NINE YEARS?!!!!!!
On which platforms do you post your stories? I'm active on here (Tumblr) and Ao3, but I also post my stories on Wattpad to deter plagiarizers there.
What is your favorite genre to write? I'm a slut for angst, but I often find myself writing some fun fics with a dash of it. But, when I do get angsty, I go hard.
Are you a pantser or a planner? Definitely a planner, but I allow myself to be flexible in my stories too. My plans are just fundamentals that I build upon.
One-shot or multi-chapter? I usually write multi-chapters, but my one-shot fics are when I really take my time to develop characters in, literally, one go. I enjoy writing both though@
What is the perfect chapter length in your opinion? Eh, mayb around 4K-6K id my average.
What is your longest published story? Zemblanity in terms of overall length but Infatuation if all goes as planned (and considering the endings are super long). My longest one shot is Covalence at around 20K.
Which story did you enjoy working on the most? Zemblanity hands down. It's my favorite series of all time and most of my readers were very active when sending in asks and giving feedback! It's still getting a lot of traffic on Ao3 as well!
Favorite request you’ve written and why? Ooooh, I reblogged it recently, actually. It's a CandShopWorker!Baekhyun x Single!Parent!Reader. I just enjoyed toying with the idea, you know?
Are there reoccurring themes in your stories? I tend to go a little too hard on the science themes...
Current number of wips? Seventeen total!
Three things you have noticed about your writing? My bitchass tends to repeat a lot of phrases (I'm so sorry), I either rely too much on dialogue or too much on description, and I have a habit of forgetting general timelines (hence why I try to keep my outlines detailed and next to me while I write)
A quote you like from a published story? Hmm... there are two. The first is from Zemblanity "But in it was enough love for a lifetime" and the second is from A Tricky Game of Fate (and I'll probably stick it in Fate's Gamble too) "'in this life and in the ones to come, I hope it is always you and me,' your voice was quiet, but it rang volumes in his heart."
A quote from an unpublished story? "I'll ask you again, and, please, this time don't lie. Do you love me?"
Space for you to say something to your readers~~ I literally love all of you so much. My active readers and my silent ones alike, you all motivate me to keep sharing stories I used to just conjure up in my head alone and I'm so glad that we all have so much fun while doing it!
Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this!
Reblogging to spread awareness
some very important info re: paid accounts~
I am not a lawyer, but I can decently interpret legalese and, being as I also suffer from tl;dr syndrome and assume others may as well, I took one for the team and went through the updated TOS for the post+ accounts and highlighted (what I understand to be) the most pertinent information, which ultimately comes down to this:
You cannot monetize copyrighted works (aka charge and earn money from fanfic, fanworks, etc) and if you do decide to put your fanworks behind a paywall via Tumblr, when you are inevitably sued, Tumblr will not protect you and will not defend you and you alone, personally, will be responsible for whatever monetary damages said lawsuit results in.
If anyone is a lawyer and knows I've gotten any of this wrong, please do not hesitate to correct me/this post.
Screenshots taken from Tumblr's TOS (updated 7-21-21), Stripe's Account Agreement, and the post+ FAQs.
1. Your paid account will not be hosted by tumblr; it is routed through a 3rd party.
2. By signing up for a paid account, you're entering into an agreement with Stripe, so in addition to Tumblr's TOS, you are also bound to Stripe's TOS.
3. Stripe, like Tumblr, will not defend you or protect you against any lawsuits.
4. Furthermore, you may end up owing Stripe money (indemnify = compensate)
5. Tumblr's TOS specifically states that you can't put any content on your post+ account that violates any laws, including laws that protect intellectual property rights of others. This is super important, because Tumblr's post+ FAQ also states that you can post anything that you would regularly post on tumblr, which I'm sure many will take to mean that gifsets, fanworks, etc are fair game, since all of that stuff can be posted on tumblr now. However, the difference is, you're not making money from the fanworks you're posting or reblogging now. Once money enters the equation, the game changes.
Tumblr is making it seem like any and all content goes for post+ accounts, knowing 90% of this site is fanworks. This is not true and you'll be opening yourself up for lawsuits if you charge for fanworks.
6. Tumblr further disclaims any and all liability in any legal issues.
tl;dr: Please do not make a post+ account, bc you will be opening yourself to lawsuits and if that happens, Tumblr's response will be not our problem, you agreed to all the terms which said you couldn't do that, sorry not sorry. Please protect yourself.
@stayarmytinyzenmoa-l
I realized what this means now…
It’s the dorks…
They just have such a pure soul and heart that you can’t help but love them no matter how weird they can be…
My 3 favs in 1 picture….
I wonder what this says abt me……
(Yk how people who bias Johnny or jaehyun are often labeled w Daddy issues? Like that)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA As someone who is a Jaemin bias I'd say maybe it's because you crave a stable friend group where you can both have the best time just laughing to the point that your sides hurt but also a friend group where you can all lay down in a room in complete silence but still be having the best time of your life because, wow, this stability and knowing that they're there is the best feeling in the world
Me too kookie me too
Same child. Same.
6. THE FACT THAT HYUNJIN, FELIX AND YUTA ALL HAVE BELLY BUTTON PIERCINGS???
Let’s see what’s been on my mind all week:
1. Small spoon jeno 🥺
2. Cutie boy mark and his laugh and obsession w watermelon 😭💕
3. Dom-ing Ten 🥴
4. HARD Dom Johnny and Yuta 🖐🏻😮💨
“Mark, you are NOT the father”
5. The fact that haechan juts his top lip out when he finds something funny but can’t laugh bc he’s the victim
Let’s see what’s been on my mind all week:
1. Small spoon jeno 🥺
2. Cutie boy mark and his laugh and obsession w watermelon 😭💕
3. Dom-ing Ten 🥴
4. HARD Dom Johnny and Yuta 🖐🏻😮💨
Let’s see what’s been on my mind all week:
1. Small spoon jeno 🥺
2. Cutie boy mark and his laugh and obsession w watermelon 😭💕
3. Dom-ing Ten 🥴
4. HARD Dom Johnny and Yuta 🖐🏻😮💨
It’s okay mark I wasn’t good at sports either
he was picked last for dodgeball in school
i’ve made a quiz! take it to find out which popular fanfic trope for nct 127 you are and share your result on the tags!!
[12:18 AM]
TW: None
CW: Single Parent AU, Babies
Y/N Pronouns: Female (She/Her)
[Main Masterlist] | [Timestamp Masterlist]
@jaeminsespresso thanks for the idea, love!
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“Oh my god, you have no idea how much I owe you right now,” you looked exhausted when Xuxi opened up the door.
“Of course, come in,” he says while he steps aside. You walked in without another word and carefully carried a large baby carrier with you. “What happened?”
“My mom called, she needs help right now because her car stalled and I had no one to turn to,” you rushed. You placed the carrier by the couch and handed Xuxi a large bag. “Have you ever changed diapers before?”
“No…”
“Okay, not a problem, just look it up on YouTube. Her formula’s in the bag, you just have to mix it with a cup of warm water. I packed a lot of little towels and, yes, before you ask, you will need all of them. She has extra clothes in there too, just in case, and if she cries just give her her pacifier and if that doesn’t work just hold her for a bit but don’t shake her up because she has a weak stomach and she’s heavy so be careful. Use this towel whenever you carry her because yes oh god babies throw up. And, whatever you do, keep these little gloves on her because the little girl loves to scratch herself and it worries me to no end. Do you have any questions?” You caught your breath and held your hands in gentle fists. Xuxi just shook his head.
“Just go, (Y/N), I’ll take care of her for you.”
“Thank you so much, you’re a life saver, Xuxi. If anything happens just call me and I’ll go to someone else, okay?”
“No worries! I can take care of mini-(Y/N) just as well as I take care of you,” he laughs. You visibly relaxed and was about to say more when your phone rang again.
“Okay, that’s my cue. I’ll be back as soon as I can!” You took your keys out and rushed out of the door.
“Drive safe!” Xuxi called once again, but you were already in your car and driving off. Xuxi sighed and locked his door, walking over to the barely a year old child who was wide awake in the carrier. “Hello there, mini-(Y/N),” he says. The baby stared at him with wide eyes and Xuxi smiled softly. “I’m your mom’s best friend! Just call me Uncle Xuxi, okay?” The baby just babbled and Xuxi laughed quietly. “Want to come out of your little carrier? It’s past your bed time.”
“Mm,” the baby answered in a way as if to say yes and Xuxi carefully unbuckled her carrier and pulled out the towel from the bag.
“Your mom is so cool, I could never do what she’s doing, especially alone,” he says with a wistful voice while he fixed the towel over his shoulder. He picked up the small baby with precision, the last thing he wanted was to hurt the small baby and have her not trust him for the rest of her life, no way, then he walked over to his kitchen. “You’re so light, I don’t know what (Y/N) was talking about, calling you a big baby, haha. Oh and you’re so cute, you’ve got big ol’ eyes like your mom, don’t you? Don’t worry, you can trust your good uncle Xuxi. I won’t leave you like your dad did.”
Reblog and put in the tags whether or not most people can spell your name correctly without you spelling it for them
