My simping for iwaizumi mother fucking Hajime has come back FULL FORCE
It’s okay mark I wasn’t good at sports either
he was picked last for dodgeball in school
Omg please - I need this
JENO WEARING THIS.
TW: None
CW: Single Parent AU, Babies
Y/N Pronouns: Female (She/Her)
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@jaeminsespresso thanks for the idea, love!
“Oh my god, you have no idea how much I owe you right now,” you looked exhausted when Xuxi opened up the door.
“Of course, come in,” he says while he steps aside. You walked in without another word and carefully carried a large baby carrier with you. “What happened?”
“My mom called, she needs help right now because her car stalled and I had no one to turn to,” you rushed. You placed the carrier by the couch and handed Xuxi a large bag. “Have you ever changed diapers before?”
“No…”
“Okay, not a problem, just look it up on YouTube. Her formula’s in the bag, you just have to mix it with a cup of warm water. I packed a lot of little towels and, yes, before you ask, you will need all of them. She has extra clothes in there too, just in case, and if she cries just give her her pacifier and if that doesn’t work just hold her for a bit but don’t shake her up because she has a weak stomach and she’s heavy so be careful. Use this towel whenever you carry her because yes oh god babies throw up. And, whatever you do, keep these little gloves on her because the little girl loves to scratch herself and it worries me to no end. Do you have any questions?” You caught your breath and held your hands in gentle fists. Xuxi just shook his head.
“Just go, (Y/N), I’ll take care of her for you.”
“Thank you so much, you’re a life saver, Xuxi. If anything happens just call me and I’ll go to someone else, okay?”
“No worries! I can take care of mini-(Y/N) just as well as I take care of you,” he laughs. You visibly relaxed and was about to say more when your phone rang again.
“Okay, that’s my cue. I’ll be back as soon as I can!” You took your keys out and rushed out of the door.
“Drive safe!” Xuxi called once again, but you were already in your car and driving off. Xuxi sighed and locked his door, walking over to the barely a year old child who was wide awake in the carrier. “Hello there, mini-(Y/N),” he says. The baby stared at him with wide eyes and Xuxi smiled softly. “I’m your mom’s best friend! Just call me Uncle Xuxi, okay?” The baby just babbled and Xuxi laughed quietly. “Want to come out of your little carrier? It’s past your bed time.”
“Mm,” the baby answered in a way as if to say yes and Xuxi carefully unbuckled her carrier and pulled out the towel from the bag.
“Your mom is so cool, I could never do what she’s doing, especially alone,” he says with a wistful voice while he fixed the towel over his shoulder. He picked up the small baby with precision, the last thing he wanted was to hurt the small baby and have her not trust him for the rest of her life, no way, then he walked over to his kitchen. “You’re so light, I don’t know what (Y/N) was talking about, calling you a big baby, haha. Oh and you’re so cute, you’ve got big ol’ eyes like your mom, don’t you? Don’t worry, you can trust your good uncle Xuxi. I won’t leave you like your dad did.”
Love my friends ❤️
Ten: why are you stacking Leon and Louis above each other?
Yangyang: I’m making a meowntain
This comeback is gonna leave me in complete shambles
HIS WAIST I AM GOING INSANE
I’m turning into a Jeno fan page with Jaemin as my user and taeyong my header and it’s all very confusing
jeno’s puppy eyes 🥺🐶 → for @xiaojvn
Why tf is he so attractive like there’s GOTTA be a law somewhere saying this is illegal
this genre of lee jeno 🤯
5. The fact that haechan juts his top lip out when he finds something funny but can’t laugh bc he’s the victim
Let’s see what’s been on my mind all week:
1. Small spoon jeno 🥺
2. Cutie boy mark and his laugh and obsession w watermelon 😭💕
3. Dom-ing Ten 🥴
4. HARD Dom Johnny and Yuta 🖐🏻😮💨
Reblogging to spread awareness
I am not a lawyer, but I can decently interpret legalese and, being as I also suffer from tl;dr syndrome and assume others may as well, I took one for the team and went through the updated TOS for the post+ accounts and highlighted (what I understand to be) the most pertinent information, which ultimately comes down to this:
If anyone is a lawyer and knows I've gotten any of this wrong, please do not hesitate to correct me/this post.
Screenshots taken from Tumblr's TOS (updated 7-21-21), Stripe's Account Agreement, and the post+ FAQs.