Nikolai: Fyodor Let’s Get Married!

If you want to sure

I will be starting a series called “Bungo stray cats” you can do questions on it.

I am not a great writer so please don’t hate on me over it. I haven’t written a story since high school.

*Dazai and Fyodor surrounded by fire*

Dazai: So, do you feel at home here?

Fyodor: Are you implying I am a resident of hell?

Dazai: Never.

Yes! This is the best day of his life!

Bungou Stray....cats?~

Death Zombie Go!

Gaia (my cat) kidnapped Sigma off my bed. I swear if his throat is slit I will cry.

Cat dad

Don't try it. I make traps that kill people for a living

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.

Dia has a soul that hangs around her named Celestine. She knows about Ardyn but won't tell anyone. Celisms

Tredd: *shows Dia a dick pic* Like what you see babe?

Cel: tell him it's too small and to zoom in.

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Ardyn: It's such a pleasure to see you again my dear Diana

Cel: This is why you're still single. You have an unhealthy obsession with younger people.

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Cel: While you were passed out drunk, I possessed your body, kissed Ignis, punched Tredd in the throat, told Luche where he can shove his rules, called Cor daddy and bought Gladio a "choking hazard" shirt. That will be arriving in three days. So I hope you learned your lesson about not over doing it at a social event. By the way Cor has been calling you for thirty minutes now.

I have the top that is kinda close to Mhin’s for bard I need it for ninja but I do not want to go into a nier raid as ninja for the top. Boots are hard to find with the straps and the braces will be a bit hard too.