If You Want To Sure

Kuras: why are you covered in bite marks and why is she in a panic?

Leander: So pinning her is fun

Ais: told you

Cast cats sending red flags, Headcanon

Ardyn - It’s pretty hard to tell the difference between Ardyn not liking someone that’s with you, or him trying to warn you - He’s always an ass - But it is concerning if he pees in their shoes - Or scratches their legs in front of you - He is not one to just hurt a guest - But if he does - Erase this person from your live

Drautos - First of all, how did this person get into his home? - Second of all, Drautos will straight up shit on them - Like, literally - He’ll take a dump on them - Or their belongings - He’ll hiss a lot - But the poo is the signal - Watch for the poo

Aranea & Cindy - Will straight up try to fight them - She’ll hiss - Attack from every corner of the room - They are not to come near you - She’ll drag their shoes to them - It’s as if she threatens them if they don’t leave - And it gets worse if they don’t listen

Lunafreya - It’s rare for her to dislike someone - She won’t let herself get touched by the person - She won’t come to meow at them for a hello - Lunafreya sending red flags is her not wanting to interact - At all - She’ll stare at them - But that’s it

Ravus & Gladio - Attack - Straight up attack - With no warning what so ever - You could have a talk and these cats will claw their way up your guest’s leg as painful as possible - It’s really more a warning to them than to you - Because they know you’re perfect and will listen

Iris & Prompto - Don’t really know how to tell you - So they’ll crave your attention - They’ll mew so much it sounds like crying - Jump onto your lap - Rub their face on your belly - Anything to keep you with them and not with the other person

Regis, Cor, & Clarus - Let’s say it the easy way - Cor knows, Regis knows - And if Regis knows, so does Clarus - It’s always a group mission - One distracts the person - One gets your attention - One will crash onto whatever is between the two of you and slap that person straight away - It’s always in that order - And it’s always Regis who will jump in and slap - Note that Regis is the most chill and friendly cat to ever exist - So if he attacks someone, he has his reasons

Noctis & Ignis - Tag team of torture - Noctis will try to fight them - While Ignis gets in front of you - They will straight up defend you - Both will hiss and growl almost sounding like a bear

Gentiana & Nyx - It’s not like both of your sneakiest cats will team up - But they will - It starts out with little signals like them sneaking around you - Or ghosting around your legs - But if you don’t get it - They will use their agility to attack from above - Multiple times

- Basically, if they can’t make you notice them, they’ll bring the person to leave you - All of them do - Don’t think Ardyn won’t get any more violent than scratching on the leg - They love you, they care for you

*Some of these reactions are actual reactions from my own cats. My lovely calm Maincoon will go absolute berserk when he truly dislikes someone and my fatass little mix cat gets between me and the other person for example. My sister’s cat is pretty much a female Ravus.

Atsushi: Dazai said he wants you to take me out.

Akutagawa: With pleasure. How would you like to die, weretiger?

Atsushi: On a date, you murderous asshole!

Fyodor: I would like to get something off my chest before we start this meeting.

Nikolai: Is it your shirt?

I could make traps for free Noctis if you want. Some kill and others just bring pain or traumatize people

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.

Do not ask about Deevee. I made a thing......

Ignis: Noct. Could I trouble you for a rubber?

Noct: *looks at him with shock and disgust* what makes you think I carry condoms?

Fyodor: Do you have anything to say Sigma?

Sigma: Hamsters are better than rats.

Nikolai: *gasp*

Fyodor: Take that back or you’re getting shot again.

Nero: I'd give my right arm to find out who my parents really are

Vergil: Wish granted

Vergil: *rips off Nero's right arm*

Vergil: I'm your father

Then it gets flagged

has this been done yet