Cast Cats Sending Red Flags, Headcanon

Nikolai and Sigma text. Don’t know how to add characters. Props to SSGLinus.

Dia and romance

Dia doesn't understand affection or romance. She was a prisoner of Ardyn from age 5 to 10. She was beaten almost every day to the point she had to spend a month in a hospital after her escape and Nyx found her. Being raised by a curious and nosy Noctis, she was confused by his friendly attitude with her. Gladio terrified her to the point she would flinch and hide when he would touch her. It wasn't until age 15 and Noctis introducing her to Prompto that she began to understand since Prompto began to try and comfort her constantly

THE STORM IS COMING

Prompto: I made a graveyard in minecraft filled with my dead hopes and dreams.

Ignis: *pulls out his phone* what's the number of your therapist again?

Nikolai: I have a sexual fantasy I want to play out.

Fyodor: What is it?

Nikolai: Us in the woods. You running from me. Me chasing you. The moment I catch you. I carve you up like a pumpkin.

Fyodor: How is this a sexual fantasy?

Nikolai: You’ll find out later.

Take care of yourself

I gotta tell you guys something

I hate to break it to you but lately, I feel like absolute shit. My energy is completely gone and last night I had a breakdown that would earn me an Oscar if I were an actress.

But I am not and back at dealing with something I thought I was done with crying over. Though, apparently, I am not.

I will take a short break and be back to ring the bell and start cat week Part 2, but until then I’ll just ghost around on blogs I enjoy and won’t actively post. (Sarah, don’t worry my dear I got you, the big sister hdcs will come, just a little later.)

I hope you understand. Love you all. Paintcoon

I was the anon for this and I love it. I'm keeping this in my photos

I match you up with

Prompto

Prompto doesn’t have the best social skills himself and knows very well that it’s sometimes better not to interact with people. He might get self-conscious when you have a mean streak, thinking that he did something wrong, but he will ask you about it and, after some time, he knows it’s just something that comes and goes at times. You guys might have an impressive collection of games, Manga and Anime that you also share with Noctis and Prompto sure is someone to squeal with when you get scared because it doesn’t take much to scare him.

I'm surprised I'm not dead for going against him.

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.

Dazai: Wow, you’re so short. You want me to put a few inches in you, slug?

Chuuya: How is half an inch gonna help me?

Kyrie: Ok there is a party and there are nine kids and only six chairs, what do you do?

Nero: Get three chairs

Dante: have them all sit on the floor

Vergil: Have them fight to the death for the right to sit on a chair....

Nero: NO!