Aranea: Want To Borrow Some Of My Heels So You Can Be Taller?

Dazai: Sit on his lap and feel him get hard.

Atsushi: You leave those mall Santa’s alone!

Fyodor: Why do I need to renew my ID? I’m still the same person.

Sigma: *Saw his past and power* Don’t fucking lie!

One of my FC friends called Leander “Thancred 2.0”

Atsushi: Dazai said he wants you to take me out.

Akutagawa: With pleasure. How would you like to die, weretiger?

Atsushi: On a date, you murderous asshole!

Nero: *Watching Dante hand over the money he earned to Lady*

Nero: *leans over to Trish* So is Lady like his pimp or something?

Leander and Kira stuck on a tomb

Leander: this is really romantic actually. You and me alone.

Kira: Okay. I am going to sacrifice you.

Mhin: *on the other side* Not until he pays me first!

Ignis: *walks into a room* I’m back with the ingredients I’ll start din-

Gladio: *holding Prompto down*

Noct: *attempting to put a bra on Prompto*

Ignis: *drops the bag, throwing his hands up* YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T WANT TO KNOW

Gladio: gonna ask where we got the bra?

Ignis: I give up with you three!

Prompto finally got the "talk"

What is Gladio saying to him?

Dante: *watching the news* Vergil was at the park today.

Nero: why do you say that?

Dante: the playground is on fire

Nero: what makes you think he was there?

Dante: I haven’t seen Verge all day and when bad things happen it’s usually him.

*Vergil walks in*

Nero: Hey, where were you?

Vergil: *walks by them* the park

Nero:

Dante: TOLD YA