Dazai: Sit On His Lap And Feel Him Get Hard.

Nikolai: I have a sexual fantasy I want to play out.

Fyodor: What is it?

Nikolai: Us in the woods. You running from me. Me chasing you. The moment I catch you. I carve you up like a pumpkin.

Fyodor: How is this a sexual fantasy?

Nikolai: You’ll find out later.

Lucy: Give it up. I have Tiger kitty’s heart.

Akutagawa: You may have his heart but I have the weretiger’s leg.

Atsushi: Oh come on! Again?!

Dazai: I’m sorry. Who are you again?

Verlaine: Your future brother-in-law

Chuuya: The fuck you are!

Gladio: what are you two watching?

Noctis: a movie about a man in a fedora chasing after a group of young people making their dreams into nightmares.

Gladio: didn't know they made a movie about Ardyn.

Will this get flagged?

Mhin: *feeding the stray cats*

Vere: only time you will ever drown in pussy

Mhin:

Vere:

*30 minutes later*

Kuras: Stabbed by Mhin?

Vere: fuck you and heal me you fucking doctor.

33 runs and no top had to use another I am so sorry the Mhin glam sucks

Noctis: you're the bad guy. Why are you attractive!?

Ardyn: so I can say this. "Come to the dark side, we have me~"

Noctis: I killed someone!

Prompto: What?! Noct that's illegal! We have to run away!

Gladio: if anyone asks we just tell them the empire made a clone of Noct and framed him.

Ignis: *pulls out a map with a bunch of red circles* We can dump the body here. No one will know. Leave the evidence to me I've done this before.

Noctis: .....

Prompto: *whispers to Noctis* I think Iggy has killed other people....

I may start an ask the glaives/chocobros thing.

I'm not the best at them but I feel like it will be fun. Just send in some questions and they will answer.

Nyx

Crowe

Libertus

Cor

Noctis

Prompto

Gladio

And Ignis.

Maybe some others in the future.