Ignis: *walks Into A Room* I’m Back With The Ingredients I’ll Start Din-

V: well this seems a bit rude

Dazai: To the new year! I’m going to finally die this year!

Chuuya: Stop making promises you don’t intend to keep! You’re getting my hopes up!

Sigma: I’ve been noticing that Pumpkin spice is popular around this time.

Nikolai: I mean it’s fine.

Sigma: I can understand coffee, desserts, soaps, and candles…

Nikolai: But?

Sigma: Now they put it in pastas and deodorant?

Nikolai: You forgot chloroform.

Sigma: What?

Based on this post by @iwanttohugsigma because above everything, I'm a shitposter

More bros and memes

Because you seemed to like the first and I don’t want to post nothing again. 

- Noctis was throwing his sword across the battlefield screaming “yeet!” - Prompto laughed so hard he dropped onto the ground, holding his stomach - Gladio sighed with a smirk - Ignis facepalmed

- Ardyn: “Now, Noct, it is time to die!” Noctis thoughts: “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!” What Noctis says: “We’ll see!”

- Prompto when he feels ignored: “Notice me senpai!”

- Ignis yelled “Sail” when he noticed everyone was dozing off - He also hit the breaks while shouting it - Gladio instinctively reached an arm out to catch Noctis, only slamming his fist into said prince’s stomach - With his other hand, he tried to stop himself from hitting Prompto’s seat - He missed the seat, slapped Prompto and slammed facefirst into the seat - Ignis laughed so hard he had to pull over - And run afterward

Sigma: Nikolai. Quick question; what are into?

Nikolai: Let’s see… Blood play, bondage, pet play, maybe impact as long as I’m doing it, maybe a bit of role play, why do you ask?

Sigma: *Horrified* I meant hobbies!

Nikolai: Oh! bird watching and magic tricks!

WHERE

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

Fandom issues.

I love fandoms. I will fall into them. I won't abandon them unless they do something horrible. I'm on twitter and people have begun blocking and abandoning me because I changed to the final fantasy XV fandom. None of my followers barely talk to me. One followers even told me not to talk to them because I wasn't in their fandom anymore. I'm about ready to just give up on social media. Everyone hates me now because I changed my fandom.

Cat dad

Nikolai: *Barging into Fyodor’s room* FEDYA~ I made us tea!

Fyodor: That is surprising but kind of you. *reaches for a cup*

Nikolai: *Pulls them away* One second. *looks at both cups* Want both?