Sigma: Nikolai. Quick question; what are into?
Nikolai: Let’s see… Blood play, bondage, pet play, maybe impact as long as I’m doing it, maybe a bit of role play, why do you ask?
Sigma: *Horrified* I meant hobbies!
Nikolai: Oh! bird watching and magic tricks!
Nikolai: Uh oh look who got caught under the mistletoe.
Sigma: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!
Kuras: why are you covered in bite marks and why is she in a panic?
Leander: So pinning her is fun
Ais: told you
Nikolai: I’m a lovable person. I’m great to be around. People say I light up their life.
Sigma: *in the other room* WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?!
There is a spikey thing on his boot!
Awkward Ardyn
McCree has been cheating on the shimada bros again
That was quite the highlight of my game
don’t hide [phone]
Fyodor: Nikolai. Why did you throw Holy water at me?
Nikolai: I wanted to test if you really were a demon.
Fyodor: You’re supposed to use the liquid in the bottle, not chuck the whole thing at my head.
Nikolai: Sometimes you need more than just the water.
Fyodor: Sigma is unconscious.
Nikolai: Well if you weren’t a demon you wouldn’t have dodged it. Thus proving you are a demon.
Fyodor: Do you have anything to say Sigma?
Sigma: Hamsters are better than rats.
Nikolai: *gasp*
Fyodor: Take that back or you’re getting shot again.
Gladio: what are you two watching?
Noctis: a movie about a man in a fedora chasing after a group of young people making their dreams into nightmares.
Gladio: didn't know they made a movie about Ardyn.
Sigma: Fyodor what are you and Nikolai doing when I’m working?!
Fyodor: What is it now Sigma?
Sigma: Nikolai just jumped me and I tried to get him off.
Fyodor: Nikolai was happy to see you. Why is it my fault?
Sigma: I pulled his braid on accident and he moaned… your name.
Fyodor: Have you gotten the talk yet?