*nervous Sweating*

I'm officially 18 today !!!

Happy Ides of March everyone

I love tumblr we have exclusive holidays like Suez Canal Blockage Anniversary and the Assassination of One Julius Caesar its fantastic

Shit while i still remember happy birthday Mario :D

Joy, 100% serious: I’ll never be blorbo from their shows literally why do I try

So was anyone gonna tell me that Gerard Way is a certified He/They or was I sposed to figure that out from a tumblr post?

drew my alter, DESPERATE DIVISON!!

Forgetting that neck radios are a thing and just thinking Soap is going into battle a little silly :3c

“I don’t need drugs to be high”

You and me both, bud. When I write crackfic it’s LITERALLY JUST. WHAT COMES UP IN MY HEAD. I’m glad we agree that they’re stinkin dummm

okay okay look, it’s a platonic (platonic) soulmate au. DONTTTTT say anythin /j

I realize this excerpt is a little bit uhhhh, but it started off as a serious concept then I decided to write down whatever my brain gave me XD

I’m also the narrator, so if your mental voice sounds like a gremlin I’m doing my job correctly LOLLL

I’ve been trying to find a way to respond to this but ive been so fucking caught up on “Like how Sonic loses his rings when he gets hit”

You wrote Dallas Himbo content and you deserve an award for it

-Nori

Trans fat? 😳😳😳 promise?

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: PAYDAY (Video Games), Hotline Miami (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sokol/Jacket if you squint, platonic Rust/Jacket Characters: Jacket (Hotline Miami), Jimmy (Payday), Sydney | Kelli King (Payday), Rust | Tom Bishop (Payday), John Wick, Dallas (Payday), Hoxton | James “Jim” Hoxworth, Houston | Hoxton, Sokol (Payday) Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Dissociation, Bruises guys guys i did it fuckin. I did the thing. (Its the same one i posted here but i finally navigated ao3)