I'm Officially 18 Today !!!

I am not sorry but if you draw plus-sized characters super skinny and say its because you don’t know how to draw larger bodies you’re a coward and a scoundrel and I want none of what you’re selling.

Deadass this is something that is honestly so helpful and important. My mom did this with me and my brother and I 100% plan on passing it on to my sister as she gets older. Please please p l e a s e do this. And if you’re a minor, please remember this. It absolutely will help and it could save your life.

-Nori

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Re: he/him or male identifying lesbians (as someone who isn't any of those things, this is just what I've seen other say)

Also I just woke up & I dont mean any of this to be rude, I'm just not awake enough to think about tone of text-voice

1 pronouns don't equal gender and you're original wording implied it does so keep that in mind

2 its actually a pretty big thing in butch culture, especially among older butches, to take masculine terms for themselves. I haven't ever seen any reasoning for this outside of potentially just trying to make straight men mad, but I do know its a thing

3 i think "male identifying lesbians", assuming you mean people who identify with no part of womanhood but do still use the lesbian label, would be similar to nonbinary lesbians or anyone who, at some point, was part of the lesbian community before (or while) figuring out gender stuff & still feels a connection to the community and the culture around it. But otherwise the only times I personally have seen a lesbian use masculine terms was in the way in point 2, which is mostly just "this is how people explain things with the words available to them and their own experience with their gender and attraction"

I hope this helps and I'm glad you asked instead of just getting lost in discourse posts because honestly? Its so hard to try to learn anything from just people yelling at each other (and usually with increasingly incorrect information)

Thank you so much, this rly helped. Also, yeah, discourse it just......blegh.

(Also super sorry for implying the whole pronouns=gender thing, twasnt intended)

- Nori

I have evolved past hand cramps. I now get

My thumb will not return to its normal position because of how I hold my tablet.

I can still move it, its just super weak for a few seconds after I move my hand away from my tablet.

Combining all my favourite charcter design traits into one mf, I’ll keep yall updated

Some absolute bangers from my dnd sesh tonight:

DM, in response to Jonathan taking a puff of weed mid-session: “Are you ripping a bong in Strahd’s castle??”

DM, after Jonathan asks in-game if Strahd is British: “He gives you a confused look like ‘what the fuck are british people?’“

Dm, watching a player be weird across the table: “What are you throating over there? Is that a piece of asparagus?”

Said player: “You dont got the asparagussy.”

Jonathan, in response to ‘What can I do that you cant?’: “You can…not tank a wooden stake to the heart.”

Jonathan: “Youre a bad neighbor!”

Aenrice: “IM A FIRBOLG, IM THE TARGET OF A HATECRIME.”

Aenrice: “Dont die.”

Jonathan: “Probably not.”

Jonathan, when Strahd doesn’t believe him: “No, I can actually speak dog.”

DM, imitating Jonathan: “That vampire bussy got me actin up.”

Jonathan: “I told you we shouldn’t have done it but you were all ‘no i want some of that sweet vampire dick-“

Aenrice: “THAT WAS YOU-“

Jonathan’s Player, out of nowhere: “You could totally turn an ice cream scooper into a pipe.”

Jonathan, in reference to fucking Strahd: “You said no, he said yea, we took the highest bidder.”

Arenus, jealously: “I cant believe you would even think about doing something like that with him.”

Jonathan: “Dyou wanna fuck?”

Arenus: “No!”

Jonathan: “Then shut up.”

NPC: “Stay safe traveler!”

Jonathan: “Maybe”

Aenrice’s Player: “Aenrice looks at your four-barreled blunderbuss, then at his one barreled blunderbuss, and says ‘Yours is bigger than mine.’”

Jonathan: “Aint that the usual.”

Jonathan: “Strahd, me boy, yer a feckin fool.”

Jonathan: *Exorcises Strahd while speaking fake Italian like a Terminal Montage video*

Jonathan: “Exorcise, no treadmill.”

Barbie and Marina and the Diamonds are fundamentally tied to my transmasc identity in a way i cannot explain

*Cutely vent posts*

Have some drawings of hte inner panic, special guest, scribbles of my hallucinations. Sorry for the scribbly-ness, I'm using a pen cos its all I have.

Little remarks (and the sun's nose and mustache) courtesy of my boyfriend, who was sitting next to me and was tryna calm me down. Love him.

First pict is sideways, sorry about that.

So clarification for the sun pict: The sun has eyes and it wont stop staring at me

- Nori

Happy Ides of March everyone

I love tumblr we have exclusive holidays like Suez Canal Blockage Anniversary and the Assassination of One Julius Caesar its fantastic

Honestly I lowkey think the resident punks (Rust and Sydney) would have acab tattoos as well.

Speaking of tattoos, which remember of the Payday gang d’y’all think is most likely to have/has ACAB tattoos? I’ll also count ACAB-related imagery/codes too (think 1312).

I think it’d be kinda funny if Bain or Dragan had them, because former cops so teeheehee funny.

On a more serious note, I can imagine Bonnie or Sangres having them. For your sanity (and mine), I will not elaborate on which body parts they have chosen to place these particular pieces.

Woag, artfight card be upon ye.