My Friend Is Reading Breaking Dawn And She Just Read The Part Where Edward Uses His Teeth To Take Off

alice, taking carlisle on a shopping spree: bitch when i’m done with you, they’re gonna be calling you carstyle

carlisle, terrified: who is they

this won’t make your blog ugly… reblog to share an important piece of history with your followers

I know this has probably been pointed out before but Edward’s face when he’s introducing Bella gives me LIFE

Like this POOR POOR MAN

edward: em, is that my jacket?

emmett: nope

edward: it sure looks like my jacket-

emmett: it’s the fluorescents

edward: bella, i can’t believe you told him th- 

The Twilight Soundtrack

Can we just talk about the fact that the Cullens, having witnessed Bella be horny on main for the better part of a year or so, speed built a whole ass Fuckin’ Cottage out in the woods under the guise of a “wedding present” so that they wouldn’t have to put up with The Bump And Grind™️

I love how, in the books, they troll each other sometimes ♥️ we were robbed

GOD BLESS BELLA SWAN

edward: i wanted to kill you. i’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much in my life

bella:

cinnamon roll meme + the cullens