Edward: Em, Is That My Jacket?

Emmett when the Voltori flee the battle scene:

Seth vaped once due to peer pressure and he cried because he thought Jacob would be disappointed in him. When he told Jacob in tears Jacob just said “nice, blow any fat ghosts?”

The New Moon Soundtrack

(last two were in the credits so I improvised)

[Police sirens wailing in the distance.]

Seth Clearwater, who has never ever done a single thing wrong in his entire life: Oh my god…they’re coming for me.

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”

Bella and Emmett in The Twilight Saga (2008 – 2012)

Alice in Eclipse: you and Edward will have the house to yourselves tonight ;)

Bella, immediately fantasizing about climbing her boyfriend like a tree but trying not to show it:

Alice:

I Love that everyone in Bella’s life was like, this clumsy bitch would fall down two flights of stairs and go through a window. They weren’t even surprised.

“Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear,” Bella agreed, nodding solemnly.”

Emmett:

Broke: quoting bible verses to justify things

Woke: quoting twilight to justify things