Alice, Taking Carlisle On A Shopping Spree: Bitch When I’m Done With You, They’re Gonna Be Calling

“Old school. Great. What’s that? Like a code for something?”

i like sweet boys who are tall and have warm hearts

alice: why do we even have a framed picture of aro??

carlisle: bc he keeps fuckin sending them!

Midnight Sun through the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter One

The Twilight Saga movies but the entire soundtrack is just ABBA

✨Effervescent✨Edward Cullen approves this post.

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

bella: finds out jacob imprinted on her daughter and goes off at him

edward:

Bella: I want to have every human experience with you

The human experience bella was abt to get:

Can we just talk about the fact that the Cullens, having witnessed Bella be horny on main for the better part of a year or so, speed built a whole ass Fuckin’ Cottage out in the woods under the guise of a “wedding present” so that they wouldn’t have to put up with The Bump And Grind™️