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Guard Member: *drops rifle*

Guard Member: Screw it! *chucks rifle halfway across the football field*

Director:

Director: Ok but why can’t you throw it that hard when you’re supposed to?

Just Band Things

Going to every football game but never knowing anything about the actual game or rules except what to do when your home team scores

in the old script pennywise says “dont touch other boys richie! or they’ll know ur little secret” richie mother fucking tozier is a canon gay in the script and theres nothing you can dk about it

Eleven: W-who do I shoot!?

Max: Them!

Clone: No! They’re lying! Remember? I love you.

Eleven: *shoots the clone*

Max: What the-

Eleven: ‘I love you’ sounds like something you wouldn’t say to me.

Max: Ok, WOW-

Bad Marching Advice #8

EVERYONE CAN BE A GUARD MEMBER!

Just because they’re the ones with actual flags doesn’t make them special, anyone can toss a piece of metal. In fact, try it at your next rehearsal! The directors will be so impressed they’ll forget to get mad!

Bonus points if it’s not your instrument!

(Looking at all you woodwinds out there)

Jungkook: What happens when you die?

Namjoon: You go to heaven.

Jungkook: No, I mean - when you die, do I get your stuff?

Jane: I think I’m allergic to Max. I get all red and cant breathe or talk when i see her.

Will: please tell me you’re fucking kidding

“You just gotta YEET that thing into the sky okay?’

-The guard section leader teaching a freshman how to do a 45

Story time #2

Junior, Guard

Once at a football game we were playing this school that had fans that were super disrespectful to our band and one of them shouted “our green is better than yours!”, which was probably supposed to be something really rude, but all I could think about after that was that our schools literally had the same color green.