The Worst Thing I Ever Did. I Am So Bad.

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

oh to be a vaguely real eldritch abomination

Double Life I Love You So Much

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

This is the only tiktok you’ll ever need, I’ve made about 13 of these and I’m not stopping anytime soon

The idea came to me in a vision

tubbo rn convincing chat he's totally okay and fine

I come back to tumblr to see you all have made up an entire Martin Scorsese movie about a Russian mafia boss with a plot, love interests, and 20 alternate endings. Meanwhile on tiktok, they've came up with an entire currency called dabloons and people are giving them away to "weary travelers", trading them, giving people potions to prevent robbers from stealing them, inflation rates, and a whole economy off them. And twitter has been frantically panicking for the last three weeks cause Elon Musk has been burning it to the ground by firing everyone, causing their profits to fall and it's shutdown is inevitable. Plus while Twitter is collapsing, the man who accidentally got a text from some old woman confirmed they're having Thanksgiving together again for the 7th year in a row among all this. This has been one of the most unhinged weeks for social media honestly.

every day i open tumblr and like a bunch of tma posts i Do Not understand

it looks like Someone doesnt like emotions in their musicals