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My Immortal

by Just_A_Simple_Writer

Hi my name is Gerard Dark’ness Dementia Raven Delano-Keay and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Gerard Way (AN: if u dont know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin with lots of eye tattoos. I’m also an eye avatar, and I work at a place called the Magnus Institute in England. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black MCR shirt and a black trenchcoat, black fishnets and black combat boots. I was walking outside The Magnus Institute. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of archive assistants (dey r PREPZ) stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Words: 504, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood, Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gertrude Robinson, Elias Bouchard

Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gerard Keay/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist

Additional Tags: Crack, so much crack, Crack Treated Seriously, ignore those tags, this is a completely normal fic, and its MY IDEA COMPLETELY ORIGINAL and if u disagree ur a PREP!!!!1!1!!, (take a wild guess as to what au THIS is), (thats right), Alternate Universe -My Immortal (Fanfiction), Other Additional Tags to Be Added

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/33491686

me trying my best to be a normal human being vs the urge to lie about every aspect of myself

WHY IS THERE A BUBBLE AROUND THE NOTES!!! EW EW EW EW

happy nov 5! i hope we all die

Sometimes i need to pretend like I’m being held at gunpoint just to fold laundry

everything klaus does is so intricately and vitally intertwined with every single major plot point in the show and yet he is always on some bizarre side quest. simultaneously the most and least plot involved character.

"no one touches this character, except when they want to hurt them" MHMM THATS SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD GIVE ME MORE

helooo tumblr what did i miss

Grian: Scar, what time is it?

Scar: I don’t know, let me check.

Scar proceeds to pull out a goat horn and make as loud a sound as humanly possible

Impulse: WHO IS USING A GOAT HORN AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!

Scar: It’s 2 AM.